2.28.2010

MY SUNDAY BEST

2.27.2010

(Psyco) HUNK

WORDS OF WISDOM


“I'm involved in every single aspect of my books,”
Jackie Collins

2.26.2010

FRIDAY TREAT

FRIDAY TREAT

BEST EVER BROWNIES

Take a break this afternoon and make these delicious brownies that have been county fair winners since 1969. Follow the directions exactly and everyone will be jealousing over your brownies. They should be gooey on the inside with a flaky crisp surface. DO NOT use less sugar!

1/2 cup butter
3.5 oz. bittersweet cooking chocolate
2 eggs
1 cup sugar
1 tsp. vanilla
3/4 cup sifted flour
1/2 tsp. baking powder
1/4 teaspoon salt
3/4 cup chopped walnuts (optional but favorable)

Melt chocolate and butter over low heat and set aside to let cool. Beat the eggs rigorously. Blend in sugar, vanilla, and chocolate mixture (cool but still liquidy). Sift flour, baking powder, and salt. Stir into chocolate mixture. Add nuts. Spread in greased baking dish 11 x 7 x 1.5 inches. Bake in 350 F (180 C) oven for 25 min. Cool in pan before cutting.
Enjoy!

PABLO PICASSO AS PALOMA

WORKING GIRL, SEE THROUGH

WORKING GIRL




“Dress sharply and they notice the dress. Dress impeccably and they notice the woman – Coco Chanel,”

2.25.2010

HOW TO WEAR ANIMAL PRINT

MISSING! 24 CARAT GOLD LASH CURLERS!

Dear Jackie,

Last weekend Dawn and I were partying in our Palms Deluxe Karaoke Party Suite in Las Vegas. I was singing my best rendition of Puccini's Un Bel Di Vedremo (everyone was in tears) and Dawn was rapping old school N.W.A and we decided that we should organize a Jackieoke in 2010! Wouldnt that be fabulous!


Anyway it was sad end to the day because one of our party guests stole my bathroom pouch which had my 24 carat gold eyelash curlers inside. The thieves are obviously part of the Bling Ring Gang. Las Vegas CSI forensics team are working hard on finding the culprits. I want my stuff back!
Au Revoir,
Sarah

(Investigate me) HUNK

WORDS OF WISDOM


“I never cross anything out. I just add to it. It's embellishing. Then my assistant puts it on the computer. It's almost like reading something new when it goes on the computer.”
Jackie Collins

2.24.2010

JACKIE COLLINS' WEDDING

WHITE WEDDING

Dear Jackie,

Remember when I was telling you about the magazine who is publishing my wedding photos? You know my wedding a.k.a. the happiest day of my life? The photos are now available for the everyone look at. The magazine was originally going to give me 30 pages, but they had to include a Rankin feature and Bishi and Flaming Lips so I only got 10 pages. Can you believe that? You can view the complete magazine by clicking here





Dawn Chamonix says:
"So beautiful
My heart is candy when I look at it
So sweet
And pretty"


Or you can see my layout here...

EVERYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE ORIGINATES IN VIBRATION

Living organisms select from the barrage of electromagnetic waves in their environment only those frequencies likely to contain the best information of the vibrations of Mantra in relation to our physicality by means of detecting a wide variety of sensations arising from within and without, affecting the vibrations come about by external or internal stimuli which are picked up by the sensory organs.

SWEET CHILD OF MINE

Dear Jackie,

Jackie, Jackie , Jackie. I should have listened to you- see now I am with child. Oh don’t get too worried, I am not pregnant, but I am literary with a child. I met this fresh blooded stud Monday night and have been shacked up since in a grotty Marylebone hotel (Not on Park Lane- Not my standard)
Anyhow, this young boy has become ever so infatuated with me, and now I cannot get rid of him. However fun these young things can be for a night or two- in the long run they are just needy and, as you have said many one time, TROUBLE.
Dearest, do give me advice on how to deal with this. Should I slip him a crisp note, or perhaps ask one of Don’s guys to help me?




Awaiting eagerly advice,
Dawn

2.23.2010

MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH KISS!

YOU DONT HAVE TO WATCH DYNASTY TO HAVE AN ATTITUDE

HUNK (of Cash)

LEO FORREST

Dear Jackie,

The other day, Sarah and I were enjoying our usual morning spot of golfing, when suddenly this handsome hunk appeared out of the woods. His name was Leo Forrest and he was quite charming. Coming across as so honest and decent i let myself seduce and soon after we were at his condo practicing our very own version of Putting.
So much joy in this sport. Also excellent for my triceps.

Cant wait for our next game at the resort down in Mexico.



A refreshed,
Dawn

WORDS OF WISDOM

“It was so funny to realize that all the cliches about Hollywood were true, ... There was the casting couch. There were these dirty old men who would say, 'Can you lift your skirt up a little higher, darling? We'd like to see your legs. How about dinner tonight?' That's what I started to write about.”
Jackie Collins



2.22.2010

JACKIE FACT


Collins lives her life, in her own words,
"like a cool bachelor. I have a man for all seasons."
She resides in Beverly Hills in a mansion she designed herself.

YOU, ME AND MY GIANNI VERSACE

ONE GIRL POSE ON CAR THREE GIRL POSE IN CAR


2.21.2010

RECIPE FOR SUCCESS

Dear Jackie,

Here is a fantastic recipe that i learned from the chef at my first husband, Don Chamonix's vineyard in Rimini:
Get a hot chef, satin sheets and a silk slip- et viola- you got yourself a meal to remember!



Dirty Martini in hand,
Dawn

HUNK (For Sale)

MY SUNDAY BEST

2.20.2010

(Cocktail Party Dream) HUNK

DIRTY MARTINI SCAR

Dear Jackie Love,

I went to this fabulous soiree at the Dorchester lat night, drinking a marvelous
Dirty Martini got me thinking of that time in Monte Carlo when we ran off with
the Sheik on that wonderful Yacht.
I still have that scar (you know where) to remind me...



Miss you darlinka,
Dawn

SUPER STYLISH FANNY PACK

THIS IS NOT A DRY MARTINI

2.19.2010

PETS

Dear Jackie,

What is your favorite pet?
Mine is my pool-boy!



Mwah,
Dawn

JACKIE'S BEST FRIEND

FRIDAY TREAT

FRIDAY TREAT

This Friday Afternoon let us indulge in a Dry, Dirty Martini to celebrate a hard week of reading blog reports about Dirty Martinis.

DIRTY MARTINI (serves 2):

Plenty of Ice
4 shots of Gin
Dry Vermouth Bottle
2 Green Olives
Olive Brine to taste
2 Martini glasses (everyone should have at least 2 Martini glasses at home or work for such an occasion)


First, chill your glass. To do this just add water and ice and wait.
In your mixer (or a tall glass) add plenty of ice.
Add Gin.
Sniff Dry Vermouth or if you must, add a few drops to gin.
Stir vigorously.
Empty water and ice from glasses.
Strain Martini into glasses evenly.
Add Olive and a few drops of Olive brine.

Important Martini Enjoyment Tip: Drink your Martini in three swift gulps so as to not baby your drink or
god forbid
it not be ICE COLD.

Ching ching!

2.18.2010

CONTEMPLATION

Dear Jackie,

Dawn and I were on the putting green this morning and we were deliberating about Kant's philosophy, Critique of Pure Reason. While Dawn thought the epistemology of metaphorical delights weigh over the value of reason itself, I simply countered ideology of unknowable existence could not be assumed. Hmmm...



Would love to hear your thoughts on that...
Sarah

REALLY COOL CHANEL FANNYPACK

TECHNOLOGY

Dear Jackie,

This is Carson. We have been dating on-and-off for the last three days. He is great, however it frustrates me that he is always so busy when we are together. Making phone calls- doing deals with Tokyo and LA.
Jackie, what are your thoughts on our technology obsessed society? Personally I miss the days when our only means of communications were one-on-one- or just being Pen Pals!




An outraged,
Dawn

LIFETIME SUPPLY VERSACE BOTTLE

2.17.2010

NAUTICAL JACKIE COLLINS C.1950



OUR BLOG IS MARTINI STAINED

HUNK


"THE STUD"

...about twelve-thirty, one o’clock they start arriving. Golden-haired girls in cowboy outfits, Indian gear, boots, backless topless see-through dresses. The wilder the better. Their escorts varying from the long-haired mob of rock groups to the latest young actors. Elegant young debs in full evening dress, with chinless wonder escorts. The older society group. The rich Greeks. The even richer Arabs. An odd movie star. An odd M.P. or visiting senator. Anybody famous who’s in town. Young writers, dress designers, photographers, models. They all come to look and be looked at, to see their friends. It’s like a building excitement — reaching a breathless climax at around two A.M. when the room is so jammed you couldn’t get anyone else in except maybe Frank Sinatra or Mick Jagger.

MY SLIM DAVIDOFF LIGHTS

Dear Jackie,

As you know I have been considering giving up smoking lately. Sure, I look marvelous with my Slim Davidoff Light; how my red lipstick marks the filter as I inhale deep drags of expensive smoke. But in this time and age we all should know better. That’s why I got so happy and inspired seeing this add in the latest Vogue. What do you think Jackie?




Yours Truly,
Dawn

WORDS OF WISDOM






















‘The biggest critics of my books are people who never read them. ‘
-Jackie Collins

2.16.2010

DIRTY MARTINI

Dear Jackie,

Do you have a live-in bartender make you a Dirty Martini when you are taking a short break from a hard day of writing? That is the way forward!





Sincerely, Sarah
P.S. Loving your Beryl Cook paintings!

GET IN SHAPE!

Dear Jackie,

Jens, my personal trainer at the skiing chalet in Norway has just released this excellent exercise program. I thought you would find it most inspirational; great for a good night down at the discothèque
. Click HERE




Yours,
Dawn

JOAN COLLINS FASHION FORWARD

2.15.2010

BE MY VALENTINE

Dear Jackie,

This weekend was Valentines weekend and I had oh so many offers. I could not really make up my mind of what Stud to go out with so I made you a video collage for you to help me out. You always had such great taste in hunks. If you behave, I might share some of these goodies with you. Click HERE




Ciao Darlinka,
Dawn