4.30.2010

4.29.2010

VERSACE VERSACE DOUBLE YOUR PLEASURE

(Rules of) HUNK

4.28.2010

STORY OF MY LIFE

Dear Jackie,

I am so over Makos! The moment i went back to the office he became obsessive and needy. He even threatened to tell his wife about us (She already knows- there have been several pictures in the press of us sneaking out of restaurants and hotels in Iceland for weeks now!)
Anyhow, i am bored of Shipping tycoons in general and am getting more into arts and crafts etc.
I met this fabulous author the other day (Not as fab as you of-course). He seemed very intrigued with my stories and now wants to write a novel based on my life. He says it has such depth and is genuinely meaningful. I have asked around and apparently he is well known for writing novels about grounded, serious people who deals with problems that they come across in a mature and correct manner. Perhaps i will let him in on some of my tales. What do you think- would you allow for another author to write about me, i know i have promised you the first rights.

Intellectual regards from me,

Dawn

BRET EASTON ELLIS LOVES JACKIE



" I absolutely love that Jackie Collins "

Miranda the Vampire, p.179, Chapter: The Secrets of Summer, The Informers (1994).

4.26.2010

THIS IS WHAT I HAD FOR DINNER LAST NIGHT

(Nothing like a Musical) HUNK

CHAMPAGNE COCKTAILS WITH SARAH AND FONTAINE FROM THE STUD

It would be rather amusing to have Tony here for a few days. Show the sexy animal off. Tony would love New York. I could buy him some clothes, show him the city...
I dressed carefully. Lunch at 21 with Sarah, wife of the man I'd had the two-hour affair with. I knew she wanted to tell me about her latest lover. The gossip around town is that he was a Chinese waiter. Well Sarah has always been kinky, so I wasn't surprised.
Sarah would adore Tony. She's a very well educated society matron in her 30's, thin and beautiful; we used to model together. Sarah looked divine. She wore yellow, this season's Dior; I was a little more avant garde in Yves Saint Laurent.
We started with champagne cocktails and ordered melon and steak. Life is a permanent diet. "Tell me all," I demanded. She smiled dreamily. "Fontaine, my darling, if you haven't tried the mysteries of the East you haven't lived..."

-Jackie Collins, The Stud (1969)

4.25.2010

THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR MY MIA, WELL PERHAPS ONE...

Dear Jackie,

So, i realized things were bad bad when my answerphone was full of worried messages. People from around the globe feared for my well being and my life even (you know I get into tricky situations often, and even more so, have many one powerful enemy) But what can i say. I am feeling marvelous. What was an accidental run in at a hip new restaurant in New York over Easter, became a 3 week whirlwind adventure. Yes, i know you might slightly disagree with my news, but Constantin Makos is back!

4.23.2010

4.22.2010

4.20.2010

I JUST LOVE OUR NEW VERSACE GLASSES, DONT YOU JACKIE?




Perfect for a Petron margarita, salty rim and lime, YUMMY!

(HOT) HUNK

4.19.2010

NEW VERSACE OFFICE FURNISHINGS

Dear Jackie,

Dear Jackie
HQ has a seat waiting for you when you come to visit us. It looks so soft and nice, don't you think? Hope to see you soon!
S

BACK TO WORK AFTER A FABULOUS WEEKEND

4.18.2010

4.17.2010

ARTEMIS SHOULDER BROACH

4.16.2010

GOOD SINGING IS A FANTASY, REALITY IS KARAOKE

Dear Jackie,

Have you seen the recent news- that Milli Vanilli are actually lip-syncing? And what I mean by that is that they are not actually singing live on stage, but just moving their mouths to match the pre-recorded music. Can you believe that? They are SO HOT and sadly, it's over for them. Poor guys, they just wanted to get out from behind their desk jobs and make a good honest living for themselves. Problem is, their jobs are not completely honest.





But then, who is honest? I mean, are we meant to believe that all of the singers and pop performers that we love are actually being honest with us? It does not take much research to uncover the truth about our most beloved artists.





The good old days when singers were good singers are long gone. Whitney Houston gets so much slack for singing off key in her recent comeback concert, but at lease we know she is actually singing live. So she has a little cold, obviously, and perhaps a bad drug addiction to boot. But it seems like the paying public criticize both reality and fantasy, and I cant say that I agree with them either way. IT'S ALL A FANTASY. I will miss Milli Vanilli. And Whitney Houston and me go WAY back.
- Sarah


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4.15.2010

4.14.2010

DIAMOND SET, LEATHERETTE


4.13.2010

JOAN COLLINS EATS THE RITZ AND SHE EATS DENIM TOO

READ JOAN COLLINS THOUGHTS ON DENIM HERE

FRANKLY, WHAT THE FUCK? DENIM IS SUPA LUSH, ESPECIALLY ACID WASH

JACKIE COLLINS READS POOR LITTLE BITCH GIRL

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4.11.2010

WHITNEY HOUSTON GOT A HAIRCUT

4.07.2010

FOREVERMORE BLAKE


4.06.2010

REAL LIFE SCANDAL NICOLETTE SHERIDAN (JACKIE COLLINS LADY BOSS)

Dear Jackie,

It seems as though the fabulous Nicolette Sheridan is embroiled in a real life scandal and is suing a man called Marc Cherry for $20 million. She was apparently booted off the show Desperate Housewives because Marc Cherry, the show's creator, hit her across the face when she asked for a character re-write. I can't believe that, can you?

I mean, first, he creates a show called Desperate Housewives which is obviously a Jackie Collins "Hollywood Wives" rip off, and then he steals the beautiful Lady Boss Lucky Santangelo actress from Lucky Chances, Nicolette Sheridan, and then he whacks her across the head in real life! Worse than that, Sheridan is actually out of a job because after she complained about being whacked in the head, Cherry killed off her character Edie, by electrocution. I mean, Tesla is turning in his grave!! After all, it was Tesla who invented Alternating Current (AC) which made that possible. In fact, if it wasn't for Tesla, we wouldn't even have television. Oh well, maybe the hansom Tesla and sexy Edie will see each other in the afterlife.

Yours truly,
Sarah


BLAKE: NO DAZZLEMENT, NO BAMBOOZLING

FUNNY BUSINESS, BLAKE


You can tell by the tape on the soles of her shoes

4.04.2010

GIGANTIC BUNNY

4.03.2010

EASTER BUNNYS, CHICKENS & NELLIE OLESON

Dear Jackie,

Today Dawn and I are doing our annual chocolate bunny distribution with all the furry animals on the prairie. So we got out our old fashioned stage coach, put on our "Little House on The Prairie" outfits, threw some wild flowers and furry animals in the back, and off we went! It's so great to do something for others one day a year.

What are you doing for your holiday weekend?
Sarah




Little House on the Prairie Quote:
Nellie Oleson: Hello, Laura.
Laura: Hi, Nellie.
Nellie Oleson: Willie told me all about your class project. Hows
yours coming?
Laura: I havent started it yet.
Nellie Oleson: I see. It must be very hard tracing all your
relatives. Names and everything. Have to spend all that time in the
forest or wherever it is youre from.
Laura: Its called the Big Woods and Ill manage thank you.
Nellie Oleson: You know the Oleson family goes all the way back to
royalty. We come from heads of state and titles for most of my
relatives.
Laura: Like Nero and Ivan the Terrible?

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A NOTE FROM JACKIE:
Hey everyone,
This is Ericka Church who won three personally autographed copies of my books for the best review of “Poor Little Bitch Girl.” Clever girl! Love your review Ericka, and you’re looking good!
Congratulations!
Jackie
Poor Little Bitch Girl By Jackie Collins – A Review by Ericka Church
The fabulous Jackie Collins does it again! Poor Little Bitch Girl is a book full of excitement, mystery, sizzling sex, hot rich men, beautiful powerful women and a brutal murder. After reading the first sentence, you will not be able to put Poor Little Bitch Girl down. The handsome Bobby Santangelo, son of the beautiful powerful Lucky Santangelo, owns the hottest club in New York. Every woman wants Bobby and who can blame them? Denver Jones is a breath-taking sharp LA attorney. Carolyn Henderson is an assistant and lover to a married Washington senator. The sensuous Annabelle Maestro, daughter of two movie stars, is the madam that famous and only the wealthy go to for the loveliest ladies to spend hot steamy quality time with. She always felt like the imperfect daughter. If Daddy Dearest only knew about her successful business. After Annabelle’s mother, a gorgeous movie star was found shot to death in the bedroom of her Beverly Hills mansion,five friends were brought together by this tragedy. Secrets from the past always have a way to come back and haunt. Poor Little Bitch Girl is a sexy exciting page turner novel. Add some sizzle to your life and get a copy today!

4.02.2010

JOHN FORSYTHE WAS BLAKE CARRINGTON

Dear Jackie,

I guess I thought that maybe one day I would have a chance to marry Blake Carrington.

Sarah

RIP NUMBER 1 HUNK

FRIDAY TREAT

4.01.2010

WORDS OF WISDOM


Every women should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

from
Classy, the first book of Derek Blasberg.

HOMEMADE RUM & ALMOND PITHIVIERS, PRONOUNCED PITY-VYAY

Dear Jackie,

The recipe is far too complex to repeat here, however I do suggest having your cook find the recipe and make this wonderful and delightful pastry. It is of the utmost importance that your cook would only make the traditional French pastry from scratch, even though it is almost 24 hours of labor. After all, what are you paying the help for? And that is why it is called Pitiviers, pronounced pity-vYAY.

And please do NOT let any of your guests pronounce Pithivier any way other than the correct Pity- vYAY. We accept no lazy slurs or substitutions!

Bon Amor,
Sarah