12.29.2010

JACKIE COLLINS' NEW YEARS RESOLUTION:

Jackie Collins New Year's Resolution: "To stop watching dumb reality shows
and spend more time reading!" (spend more time reading Jackie Collins novels)

A LITTLE TINY TASTER OF GODDESS OF VENGEANCE

A HOLIDAY EXCLUSIVE READING FROM JACKIE COLLINS!

12.22.2010

JACKIE COLLINS PLUGGED DEAR JACKIE ON TWITTER

Dear Jackie,

Thanks for the mention on twitter!

We are thrilled that you think our blog is funny. If there is not laughter, what else is there in life?

Keeping up the good work,
Sarah

KARL LAGERFELD AND JANELLE MONÅE IN A KAPSULE




12.20.2010

CHANEL No 5 PERFUME REVIEW (HUNK)

Dear Jackie,

WOW! Watch this Chanel No 5 expert hunk explain what makes Chanel such a classic perfume. This collector is a true Chanel perfume connoisseur and has dedicated his life to collecting Chanel No 5 perfumes and understanding the chemistry behind what makes this scent so world renown.

"To me Chanel No 5 smells rather cold and aloof, so it doesn't have the personality or warmth of say, a Guerlain fragrance, but nevertheless it htas a distinctive elegant aura of most Chanel fragrances, and it is definitely a very classy scent that everyone should give themselves a chance to try." -domperrier

Who said Chanel No 5 is only for women?

12.19.2010

SUNDAY BEST (TEDDY SET)

12.18.2010

ESTELLA WARREN FOR CHANEL No 5

Dear Jackie,

Did you know that Estella Warren was a champion Olympic Synchronized Swimmer? No, she is not just a pretty face. I love that scene of her in Sly's film "Driven" where she shows off her synchro moves. There were a few years running where Estella had the monopoly on all of the Chanel No5 ads in fashion magazines, I do hope she got paid.

I have a bottle of Chanel No5. I only wear it when I want that extra bit of glamorous. Champagne cocktail in hand, painted nails, hair done, high heels, and a whiff of Chanel No5. Its a great combination that gets me feeling saucy. What's your favorite scent?

I'm loving the run up to Christmas with all the expensive perfume ads on the tube. It gives me that warm fuzzy feeling to see those 20-30 seconds of ridiculous amounts of money spent on advertisement. Perfume sales being one of life's little commodities that makes the world go round. It's a piece of affordable luxury branding that even peasants can afford this time of year.

Merry Christmas!



CHANEL No.5 (ARTY)

CATHERINE DENEUVE FOR CHANEL No5

12.17.2010

12.16.2010

GIVENCHY GENTLEMAN (STINK HUNK)

YSL RIVE GAUCHE

12.14.2010

ELIZABETH TAYLOR WHITE DIAMONDS

JACKIE COLLINS FACT:

Jackie Collins sold over 400,000,000 novels. Madonna has only sold 200,000,000 albums.

12.13.2010

12.12.2010

JACKIE COLLINS PRESENTS SCANDELOUS PART 1

JACKIE COLLINS' HOLLYWOOD SEX SCANDAL REVIEW

SUNDAY BEST

12.11.2010

12.10.2010

12.09.2010

12.08.2010

QUEEN OF COUNTRY CONSERVATIVES JESSICA FLETCHER

COUNTRY CONSERVATIVES

ROCK & ROLL (CRAVAT HUNK) MICK JAGGER INSPIRED JACKIE COLLINS




Jackie Collins pontificates about The Stud:
Sarah Baker: Tony Blake, The Stud, is a highly sexualized character. Tell us about this sexualized male character in relation to popular culture...
Jackie Collins: I know. Well, he was based on a real life character that ran a discothèque that my husband owned. And that’s what happened, I mean, the women would come in and discuss him like a piece of meat. He was actually having an affair with a very young girl and there was the older woman and I observed the whole thing. He’s an interesting character to write about because- don’t forget, The Stud came out 1969 or 1970 so it was the end of the 60s, the end of an era. The Stud was the guy that women really went after as opposed to guys going after women. It was the time of the Beatles and the Rolling Stones. Everybody was just becoming famous, the swinging 60s of London.


(Read the whole Sarah Baker/ Jackie Collins interview as seen in Useless Magazine)

12.07.2010

COUNTRYSIDE BIKE RIDE (TARTAN)

LESLIE FAY HAPPY COUNTRY FASHION

COUNTRY CONTEMPLATION

12.06.2010

MARGO IS WALKING IN LA IN 6 INCH HEELS

Dear Jackie,

Have you seen Margo walking in L.A.?

Nobody walks in L.A. but if your chauffeur can't fix the friggin limo then you might find yourself walking down the street in 6 inch heels like Margo, you know? But then after all, you get to see parts of the city that you normally would not see, and its good to be informed of whats going down in the streets.

Don't get mad at it.

Jackie, if you see Margo walking in L.A. why not pull over and give her a ride? I'm sure you two would hit it off like peas and carrots.

12.05.2010

12.03.2010

RIHANNA FEELS LIKE COUNTRY FLOWERS

FRIDAY TREAT- HOT TODDY (USHER FT JAY Z & LIL KIM QUEEN B)

Dear Jackie,

I know how much you like Usher. Here is his latest track featuring Jay Z and the Queen B Lil' Kim. You know the hot toddy is a very good cold remedy for those winter days in the country side.

Stay warm!
HOT TODDY
Ingredients:

* 1 oz brandy, whiskey or rum
* 1 Tbsp honey
* 1/4 lemon
* 1 cup hot water
* 1 peppermint tea bag
* 1 piece of star anise

Preparation:

1. Coat the bottom of a mug or an Irish coffee glass with honey.
2. Add the liquor and the juice of the lemon quarter.
3. On the side, heat water in a kettle and add the tea bag to make hot tea.
4. Pour the steaming tea into the glass and stir.

12.02.2010

PARTY IN THE COUNTRY SIDE (KENTRY SIDE)

Dear Jackie,

When Dawn and I put our heads together we think up really fabulous ideas. On our recent trip to the Kentry we decided that you should join us. We are so much fun we even had a dance party in the Kentry cottage kitchen and the dog joined in. Dawn was practicing her break dancing moves and I was very prudish and reserved in my woolen purple pleated casuals. You would love it. Next weekend?

With love from Kent

JENNIFER JASON LEIGH LOVES THAT COUNTRY FASHION

COZY COUNTRY HUNK

DEAR JACKIE, MY COUNTRY CASUALS LOOK IS UNMISTAKABLY PURE

11.30.2010

JACKIE COLLINS AS NELLIE OLESON (LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE)



JACKIE COLLINS (above) & NELLIE OLESON, LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE (below)



COUNTRY ICON LAURA INGALLS

ARGYLE ANGEL

ARGYLE SWEATER HOTTNESS- HIS & HERS

NICKI MINAJ BRINGING YOU QUALITY


11.29.2010

PRAIRIE HUNK (PA)

THAT COUNTRY LOOK- LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE


JACKIE COLLINS AS LAURA INGALLS (LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE)



JACKIE COLLINS (above) & LAURA INGALLS, LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE (below)

11.28.2010

SEXY SUNDAY AT THE SPA

11.27.2010

JACKIE COLLINS HOLLYWOOD WIVES MINI SERIES

PRODUCED BY AARON SPELLING (DYNASTY)

BID ON A UNIQUE SIGNED SARAH BAKER POLAROID

COMES WITH A SIGNED VAGUE PAPER MAGAZINE
FEATURING SARAH BAKER ON THE COVER PHOTOGRAPHED BY IAIN MCKELL
VISIT TRANSITION GALLERY ART BITZ AUCTION ENDS SATURDAY 6 PM GMT

PURPLE IRIS IS THE FRESH FASHION FACE

11.26.2010

MAUVE BURGUNDY VIOLET OH HOW LOVELY

COUNTRY HUNK

COUNTRY COZY PICNIC



11.24.2010

THE COUNTRY LOOK

Dear Jackie,

Dawn and I were noticing that the country look is in. Have you noticed that? I mean everything is SO "Little House on the Prairie" these days. Its all bulky sweaters, sweet flowers, lace collars, and double plaits. I'm not totally ready to hang up my shoulder pads for good but temporarily, what the hay?

Yours,
Sarah


10.31.2010

MY CHAUFFEUR

Dear Jackie,

On rout to Chinese Opera the car broke down. I cant help thinking that it's Mario's plan to keep me entertained at the roadside motel. We have been stuck in the middle of nowhere for a week. Unfortunately there is no Starbucks but there are plenty of meat buns so dont worry about me.
And Im sure I will make my way back to civilization in no time.

I miss you!
Sarah

10.26.2010

FURRY FEATHERS A GIRLS BEST FRIEND

10.23.2010

SUNDAY BEST

10.22.2010

MADE IT THROUGH THE WILDERNESS

10.20.2010

FURRY HUNK

10.19.2010

FURRY HOOD