1.28.2011

THE DOUG FISHBONE ROLEX- GET ONE!

Dear Jackie,

I know you are loyal to Chanel's J12 high-tech ceramic watch, but perhaps you might be interested in trying something new for a change. You probably don't have a personal stylist, and you definitely don't need somebody to tell you what to wear. I like that about you.

However, I thought this might interest you. Artist and celebrity (in Ghana) Doug Fishbone produced this limited edition "Fishbone" Rolex art watch. You would be one of only 8 people to rock this beauty.

"Is this an official Rolex?" you may ask. "No Comment." I says.
"Did Fishbone get a counterfeit watch maker to put Fishbone on the face?"
Now, now. Put your doubts and queries aside. You dont even have to think about it.

The point is, Jackie, this here is a genuine piece of art. There are only 8 of these beauties in the entire world and you would do well to have one. Fishbone has major credentials. Young girls in Ghana collect his used towels and never wash the sweat off them so they can periodically inhale that unique Fishbone scent.

I was personally given (by Fishbone himself) a pair of limited edition Doug Fishbone thong panties. I wear them every once in a while when I want to feel like a celebrity.

You should try it!
S

1.27.2011

TIME IS WHAT YOU'VE MADE IT, JACKIE

1.23.2011

SUNDAY BEST (SNAP-ON CLOCK)

1.20.2011

BRITNEY SPEARS GETTING A TACO

1.19.2011

1.16.2011

ASPREY ROCK WATCH

1.15.2011

1.13.2011

MILES ALDRIDGE PHOTOGRAPHY: POKER TIME

CHECK OUT MORE MILES ALDRIDGE HERE

CHANEL J12 WHITE HIGH-TECH CERAMIC WATCH AD

WATCH BY CHANEL PHOTO OF MAGAZINE AD BY KATRILLION

1.12.2011

THE CITIZEN ANA-DIGI

THIS TECHNOLOGY IS ANALOGUE AND DIGITAL. GET IT NOW HERE


1.11.2011

ROCK AROUND THE CLOCK

BOOK SLUT GWEN REVIEWS JACKIE COLLINS' HOLLYWOOD HUSBANDS


Dear Jackie,


Did you see Book Slut Gwen's review of Hollywood Husbands? I dont exactly follow her blog or anything but I do have the occasional "Jackie Collins" search in google and Book Slut Gwen showed up.

Anyway I like Book Slut Gwen's style. She doesnt bother with punctuation and she's not afraid to misspell and add in her own made up words. It has its charms and she seems to like your novel. All press is good press, Jackie, and this book slut gets your work.

Here's a snippet from her post:
Old Hollywood legend? Movie star turned prime time soap star Silver Anderson. A little big real life sister Joan, a little Shirley Mclaine, a little Liz Taylor. All awesome from the top of her amazing wigs to her Gucci clad toes

Read more here.



All Yours,
Sarah

1.09.2011

LIL' KIM CYNDI LAUPER TIME AFTER TIME

1.07.2011

COLLINS TIME

1.06.2011

MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL, IS JOAN COLLINS THE FAIREST OF THEM ALL?


Dear Jackie,

Remember when you made Joan Collins' career a success with her leading roles in The Stud & The Bitch? I'm sure every time she looks in the mirror, she thinks, "Thanks, Jackie"! When Joan is wearing her famous towel turban in The Bitch, it reminds me of the evil Queen in Snow White.

I made this collage of Joan's face on a watch face as a tribute to Joan's timeless beauty because it seems as though no time has passed.

"Thanks, Jackie!"

-Sarah

HE WOULD GIVE YOU THE TIME OF DAY (HUNK)

1.05.2011

CLOCK FASHION (ANKLE WATCH)

1.03.2011

CLOCK FASHION (POCKET WATCH SWEATER)

1.02.2011

SUNDAY BEST: BROOKE SHIELDS (AS CARRIE FROM JACKIE COLLINS' CHANCES)

"Carrie lay on the bed and gazed at the ceiling. She was back in business. It was a day to remember. December 7, the same day the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor. The next day America declared war on Japan. America declared war. And she was a whore again."

Jackie Collins (Chances)

1.01.2011

JACKIE COLLINS FACT: HARD AT WORK

Celebrity biographer Marshall Terrill says, "Everyone seems to think (writing ) is a glamorous profession or something they can do if they don’t want to get a real job. The reality is that it is extremely hard work. People think that writing a book is a warm and fuzzy experience and an easy lifestyle. If you talk to any published author, you’ll find that’s not the case. I once interviewed Jackie Collins and I asked her about her work ethic. She puts in 8 to 10 hours a day on the computer."