Showing posts with label Lady Boss. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lady Boss. Show all posts
7.21.2011
3.08.2011
3.07.2011
2.09.2011
ROBBERS AT ROLEX: PLAN FOILED BY KICK ASS OLD LADY (MUST BE LUCKY SANTANGELO)
Dear Jackie,
I think I found Lucky Santangelo! She is a 70 year old woman living in London. ITV call her "Supergran." On Monday she was caught on video kicking ass as she fended off a gang of Moped Robbers with her own little handbag. The lady prevented robbers from stealing luxury watches from this Rolex shop and now four guys are in police custody thanks to her. Buying watches is dangerous business these days!
The lady said, "I know I put myself in danger. But I probably would do the same again." It's obviously Lucky Santangelo, don't you think?
I will keep my eyes peeled for future Santangelo sightings.
What a legend!
xS
I think I found Lucky Santangelo! She is a 70 year old woman living in London. ITV call her "Supergran." On Monday she was caught on video kicking ass as she fended off a gang of Moped Robbers with her own little handbag. The lady prevented robbers from stealing luxury watches from this Rolex shop and now four guys are in police custody thanks to her. Buying watches is dangerous business these days!
The lady said, "I know I put myself in danger. But I probably would do the same again." It's obviously Lucky Santangelo, don't you think?
I will keep my eyes peeled for future Santangelo sightings.
What a legend!
xS
12.29.2010
5.10.2010
CLASSY
Dear Jackie,
You looked fabulous at the book launch of 'Classy' last night darling. Obviously Derek Blasberg had you in mind when writing his book "Classy: Exceptional Advice For the Extremely Modern Lady." Everyone knows that you invented the term Classy! And that you are an Extremely Modern Lady!
I also had a chat with Barneys' creative director (and author, and TV personality) Simon Doonan at the party who said : "I told Derek to channel Jackie Collins - Just sit behind that desk, sign copies of the book, and channel Jackie Collins."
Very wise words from him....
You looked fabulous at the book launch of 'Classy' last night darling. Obviously Derek Blasberg had you in mind when writing his book "Classy: Exceptional Advice For the Extremely Modern Lady." Everyone knows that you invented the term Classy! And that you are an Extremely Modern Lady!
I also had a chat with Barneys' creative director (and author, and TV personality) Simon Doonan at the party who said : "I told Derek to channel Jackie Collins - Just sit behind that desk, sign copies of the book, and channel Jackie Collins."
Very wise words from him....
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5.03.2010
JOAN RIVERS IS A PIECE OF WORK
Dear Jackie,
Remember when Joan Rivers appeared in your adaptation of Lady Boss where she is discussing "the environment" while having a three-martini lunch, and Donald Trump interrupts to ask "What are you two cooking up"? I just love the way her white fingernails match her pearly whites and her pearly jewelry. Its like pearl heaven! Do you think they're real?
Joan is the ultimate snarky bitch and she has been playing that game for 75 years. Someone made a tribute to her and its about time. Lets call it- A Piece of Work. When it comes to a theater nearby, Jackie, want to go see it with me?
Remember when Joan Rivers appeared in your adaptation of Lady Boss where she is discussing "the environment" while having a three-martini lunch, and Donald Trump interrupts to ask "What are you two cooking up"? I just love the way her white fingernails match her pearly whites and her pearly jewelry. Its like pearl heaven! Do you think they're real?
Joan is the ultimate snarky bitch and she has been playing that game for 75 years. Someone made a tribute to her and its about time. Lets call it- A Piece of Work. When it comes to a theater nearby, Jackie, want to go see it with me?
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celebrities,
Dear Jackie,
Faux,
Jackie Collins Adaptations,
Lady Boss,
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Pearls,
Rich
4.16.2010
4.06.2010
REAL LIFE SCANDAL NICOLETTE SHERIDAN (JACKIE COLLINS LADY BOSS)
Dear Jackie,
It seems as though the fabulous Nicolette Sheridan is embroiled in a real life scandal and is suing a man called Marc Cherry for $20 million. She was apparently booted off the show Desperate Housewives because Marc Cherry, the show's creator, hit her across the face when she asked for a character re-write. I can't believe that, can you?
I mean, first, he creates a show called Desperate Housewives which is obviously a Jackie Collins "Hollywood Wives" rip off, and then he steals the beautiful Lady Boss Lucky Santangelo actress from Lucky Chances, Nicolette Sheridan, and then he whacks her across the head in real life! Worse than that, Sheridan is actually out of a job because after she complained about being whacked in the head, Cherry killed off her character Edie, by electrocution. I mean, Tesla is turning in his grave!! After all, it was Tesla who invented Alternating Current (AC) which made that possible. In fact, if it wasn't for Tesla, we wouldn't even have television. Oh well, maybe the hansom Tesla and sexy Edie will see each other in the afterlife.
Yours truly,
Sarah
It seems as though the fabulous Nicolette Sheridan is embroiled in a real life scandal and is suing a man called Marc Cherry for $20 million. She was apparently booted off the show Desperate Housewives because Marc Cherry, the show's creator, hit her across the face when she asked for a character re-write. I can't believe that, can you?
I mean, first, he creates a show called Desperate Housewives which is obviously a Jackie Collins "Hollywood Wives" rip off, and then he steals the beautiful Lady Boss Lucky Santangelo actress from Lucky Chances, Nicolette Sheridan, and then he whacks her across the head in real life! Worse than that, Sheridan is actually out of a job because after she complained about being whacked in the head, Cherry killed off her character Edie, by electrocution. I mean, Tesla is turning in his grave!! After all, it was Tesla who invented Alternating Current (AC) which made that possible. In fact, if it wasn't for Tesla, we wouldn't even have television. Oh well, maybe the hansom Tesla and sexy Edie will see each other in the afterlife.
Yours truly,
Sarah
4.03.2010
JACKIE COLLINS FACEBOOK UPDATES
A NOTE FROM JACKIE:
Hey everyone,
This is Ericka Church who won three personally autographed copies of my books for the best review of “Poor Little Bitch Girl.” Clever girl! Love your review Ericka, and you’re looking good!
Congratulations!
Jackie
Poor Little Bitch Girl By Jackie Collins – A Review by Ericka Church
The fabulous Jackie Collins does it again! Poor Little Bitch Girl is a book full of excitement, mystery, sizzling sex, hot rich men, beautiful powerful women and a brutal murder. After reading the first sentence, you will not be able to put Poor Little Bitch Girl down. The handsome Bobby Santangelo, son of the beautiful powerful Lucky Santangelo, owns the hottest club in New York. Every woman wants Bobby and who can blame them? Denver Jones is a breath-taking sharp LA attorney. Carolyn Henderson is an assistant and lover to a married Washington senator. The sensuous Annabelle Maestro, daughter of two movie stars, is the madam that famous and only the wealthy go to for the loveliest ladies to spend hot steamy quality time with. She always felt like the imperfect daughter. If Daddy Dearest only knew about her successful business. After Annabelle’s mother, a gorgeous movie star was found shot to death in the bedroom of her Beverly Hills mansion,five friends were brought together by this tragedy. Secrets from the past always have a way to come back and haunt. Poor Little Bitch Girl is a sexy exciting page turner novel. Add some sizzle to your life and get a copy today!
3.30.2010
3.29.2010
NYC POKERFACE
Dear Jackie,
I am in NYC. Flew in from the Bahamas this morning and am now doing my usual business (sleeping with powerful men and laying down powerful deals for my International firm that i am the Executive Director for.)
I love being driven around in the Town-Car - down 5th Avenue - and hitting all the boutiques in between exhausting negotiations and exclamations.
I got myself some really wonderful new outfits for our up-coming trip to Vegas to visit Baker. Do you think anyone can tell my Poker Face wearing this fabulous veil?
I need to pop out for a business lunch now, the champagne is waiting on the bedside table,
but speak later
ta ta
Dx
I am in NYC. Flew in from the Bahamas this morning and am now doing my usual business (sleeping with powerful men and laying down powerful deals for my International firm that i am the Executive Director for.)
I love being driven around in the Town-Car - down 5th Avenue - and hitting all the boutiques in between exhausting negotiations and exclamations.
I got myself some really wonderful new outfits for our up-coming trip to Vegas to visit Baker. Do you think anyone can tell my Poker Face wearing this fabulous veil?
I need to pop out for a business lunch now, the champagne is waiting on the bedside table,
but speak later
ta ta
Dx
3.25.2010
JACKIE COLLINS' VENDETTA: LUCKY'S REVENGE TO BE FILM ADAPTATION
Luck Santangelo to grace the silver screen again in JC's new film adaptation "Vendetta: Lucky's Revenge"
GET YOUR SIGNED COPY OF JACKIE COLLINS NOVEL "VENDETTA: LUCKY'S REVENGE" ON EBAY
GET YOUR SIGNED COPY OF JACKIE COLLINS NOVEL "VENDETTA: LUCKY'S REVENGE" ON EBAY
3.21.2010
3.17.2010
STARING AT THE (BLACK/RED/DEAD) SEA
Dear Jackie,
Sorry for being off the radar lately, I have been busy doing Big Business Deals in the Middle East for the company that I am the Executive Director for. As you know, the postal service down there is rather slow, so there you go.
The other night I was finding myself staring out on the Red Sea or Dead Sea contemplating about life and death. So far away from all my beloved ones the Arabic Night seemed so long and lonely. Luckily, the nights down there are also HOT, and soon after a Sheik came by on his Camel and whisked me off to a ten course meal and a night in his silk tent.
Oh well,
Such is life....
See you in Aspen next week with Sarah?
Ta
D
3.14.2010
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