CONSTRUCTIVIST, POSTMODERNIST, GRACE JONES WITH A HAND FAN

Dear Jackie,

What does Postmodernism mean? And where did it come from? We can find the answers to these questions (and more!) at the upcoming Postmodernist Style exhibition at the V&A Museum.

And this here Grace Jones image is the poster. I love them at the V&A. Grace is wearing a maternity dress designed by Antonio Lopez and the Rhythm Baby's daddy Jean-Paul Goude. Nothing says I'm pregnant like exclamation points and a hand fan.

Want to go to the V&A with me Jackie?

CLASSIC POSTER ART FROM THE STUD

ITS JUST ONE ART OPENING AFTER THE NEXT

I HEART JACKIE COLLINS LIMITED EDITION PRINT

Dear Jackie,

Yinka Shonibare thought my print "I Heart Jackie Collins," was a great inclusion in his first installment of Yinka's Guest Editions. I was one of five artists he chose to be part of the collection. The other four artists are Douglas Fishbone, Bob & Roberta Smith, Mary Jacoob, and Bjorn Veno. The complete collection is an edition of 25, and on sale online or at Yinka Shonibare's Guest Project space in East London. Do you want one of my prints? I will be sure to send you an artist's proof. I think you will love it. It's rather lusciously printed on glossy metallic paper as if it came straight out of a heavenly magazine. I do hope you hang it in your gorgeous home.


Mwah!
Sarah

CHRISTIAN MARCLAY'S 24 HOUR SCREENING OF 'THE CLOCK' @ BRITISH ART SHOW 7

Dear Jackie,

You know how in London we have The Big Ben? Well that's because pocket watches are totally out of fashion. But this month there is another way to find out GMT and it's at the British Art Show 7, at Christian Marclay's screening of The Clock. Marclay assembled 24 hours of footage from other films so that at any given point when you see a clock in his piece, alas it be telling accurate time. And this Saturday is a very special occasion because Londoners are able to view Christian Marclay's 24-hour piece all night long. So if you should happen to be stumbling around Southbank after seeing a film at imax or a show at Old Vic, Marclay's film is rocking around the clock, and you could just pop in there to check the time.

Down with pocket watches!

Yours,
Sarah


(EW! This person is in SERIOUS need of a MANICURE!!! She must not be a HOLLYWOOD WIFE.)

MILLI VANILLI, THE ART OPENING, THE LAWSUIT, THE UPCOMING MOVIE

Milli Vanilli Goes to an Art Opening

Milli Vanilli, Cash Rebate

Milli Vanilli, Care Free Bubblegum

Milli Vanilli, The Movie: News Report

JACKIE COLLINS FACT: HER LA HOUSE IS INSPIRED BY HOCKNEY'S "A BIGGER SPLASH"

The following video should be called:
"JACKIE COLLINS GIVES A TOUR OF HER HOUSE"

THE DOUG FISHBONE ROLEX- GET ONE!

Dear Jackie,

I know you are loyal to Chanel's J12 high-tech ceramic watch, but perhaps you might be interested in trying something new for a change. You probably don't have a personal stylist, and you definitely don't need somebody to tell you what to wear. I like that about you.

However, I thought this might interest you. Artist and celebrity (in Ghana) Doug Fishbone produced this limited edition "Fishbone" Rolex art watch. You would be one of only 8 people to rock this beauty.

"Is this an official Rolex?" you may ask. "No Comment." I says.
"Did Fishbone get a counterfeit watch maker to put Fishbone on the face?"
Now, now. Put your doubts and queries aside. You dont even have to think about it.

The point is, Jackie, this here is a genuine piece of art. There are only 8 of these beauties in the entire world and you would do well to have one. Fishbone has major credentials. Young girls in Ghana collect his used towels and never wash the sweat off them so they can periodically inhale that unique Fishbone scent.

I was personally given (by Fishbone himself) a pair of limited edition Doug Fishbone thong panties. I wear them every once in a while when I want to feel like a celebrity.

You should try it!
S

GODLEY & CREME MONDO VIDEO

MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL, IS JOAN COLLINS THE FAIREST OF THEM ALL?

Dear Jackie,

Remember when you made Joan Collins' career a success with her leading roles in The Stud & The Bitch? I'm sure every time she looks in the mirror, she thinks, "Thanks, Jackie"! When Joan is wearing her famous towel turban in The Bitch, it reminds me of the evil Queen in Snow White.

I made this collage of Joan's face on a watch face as a tribute to Joan's timeless beauty because it seems as though no time has passed.

"Thanks, Jackie!"

-Sarah

CHANEL No.5 (ARTY)

MARGO IS WALKING IN LA IN 6 INCH HEELS

Dear Jackie,

Have you seen Margo walking in L.A.?

Nobody walks in L.A. but if your chauffeur can't fix the friggin limo then you might find yourself walking down the street in 6 inch heels like Margo, you know? But then after all, you get to see parts of the city that you normally would not see, and its good to be informed of whats going down in the streets.

Don't get mad at it.

Jackie, if you see Margo walking in L.A. why not pull over and give her a ride? I'm sure you two would hit it off like peas and carrots.

BID ON A UNIQUE SIGNED SARAH BAKER POLAROID

COMES WITH A SIGNED VAGUE PAPER MAGAZINE
FEATURING SARAH BAKER ON THE COVER PHOTOGRAPHED BY IAIN MCKELL
VISIT TRANSITION GALLERY ART BITZ AUCTION ENDS SATURDAY 6 PM GMT

JACKSON POLLOCK IS 9 Y/O CELEBRITY CHILD WILLOW SMITH

FELICITY WALEY-COHEN, CHAIRMAN OF THE TURNER PRIZE

STANDING BESIDE A FRANCIS BACON 1985

TERRY RICHARDSON HARPING ON ABOUT NUDITY, PORN, AND CHILD MOLESTATION

Dear Jackie,

What do you think about this Terry Richardson fellow? Do you think he is sexy? I am not sure about the whole psycho pervert shooter look. If I was going to get nude in front of the camera I wouldn't want him behind the lens. I definitely would not want to take pictures of him nude. I don't find him sexy at all and even if I did the whole cliché of photographers having sex with their models is SO 1980s. NOT that I have anything against the 80s but there have been some technological advances since then such as voicemail and star-69.

I look forward to hearing what you think about it!

Sarah




UPDATE: THEY TOOK OFF THE ABOVE VIDEO, ITS TOO SHOCKING OR WHATEVER. meantime, HERE IS...

BRITTO BING BA DA BOOM MA MA MY MIAMI WHAMI

ROMERO BRITTO IS A MIAMI MERMAID

ROMERO 
BRITTO 
WITH 
CSI
CELEBRITY 
FRIEND 
DAVID 
CARUSO

ROMERO BRITTO RETAINS EXCLUSIVE COPYRIGHT TO DAVID CARUSO