9.29.2010

SONIA RYKIEL LEOPARD, 1986


9.27.2010

9.25.2010

YSL LEOPARD, 1986


9.24.2010

HOLLYWOOD SQUARES PILOT 1985 STARRING JACKIE COLLINS

ALSO STARRING SUPER SEXY HUNK BURT REYNOLDS
(1 OF 3. Straight to 8.15 for Jackie Collins, who is asked a question about Marlon Brando. She should know the answer, since she had an affair with him one hot Hollywood summer before I was born I think I am their love child)

(2 OF 3. To 5.15 for Jackie Collins, who knows something of politics, beyond Dynasty)

(3 OF 3. "CIRCLE GETS THE SQUARE!" Jackie Collins is not in part 3 but the winner gets to drive away with Burt Reynolds in a Mustang)

LL COOL J: JING-A-LING-A-BLING-BONG

9.18.2010

9.17.2010

9.10.2010

JACKIE COLLINS IS LEAVING LONDON :(*****


Dear Jackie,

I am very sad that you are going. London is going to miss you!! It has been so much fun watching Jackie Collins TV and listening to Jackie Collins radio. Most of all, I will miss seeing you in person. I had so much fun at the Jackie Collins Paris Connections premier. Stay tuned for more pictures and a review of the Paris Connections premier.

Tomorrow you are leaving London and I will be left looking at your glamorous books and DVDs covers. Please keep me updated on your fabulous celebrity lunch appointments and charity events via twitter. I want to know all the gossip. I will be watching out for your new books, Goddess of Vengeance, Lucky's cookbook, and the much anticipated Jackie Collins celebrity snapshot look book. I can't wait.

Oh by the way, lets talk more about my cameo role in your next Tesco's production Vegas Connections. My favorite city!

See you back in London in March! Stay tuned for a Goddess of Vengeance book launch event!

Sincerely,
Sarah


JACKIE COLLINS BRINGS GLAMOR TO TESCOS


NOT JACKIE COLLINS BUT WHICH ONE OF U BITCHES IS MY MOTHER?

9.09.2010

9.08.2010

9.07.2010

JACKIE COLLINS TV ON LOOSE WOMEN UK

Watch JACKIE COLLINS on Loose Women talking about sex, Marlon Brando, and Plastic Surgery

9.06.2010

PIANO POOL

PIANO TABLE

JOE JACKSON STEPPIN' OUT WITH HIS PIANO

9.05.2010

TERRY RICHARDSON HARPING ON ABOUT NUDITY, PORN, AND CHILD MOLESTATION

Dear Jackie,

What do you think about this Terry Richardson fellow? Do you think he is sexy? I am not sure about the whole psycho pervert shooter look. If I was going to get nude in front of the camera I wouldn't want him behind the lens. I definitely would not want to take pictures of him nude. I don't find him sexy at all and even if I did the whole cliché of photographers having sex with their models is SO 1980s. NOT that I have anything against the 80s but there have been some technological advances since then such as voicemail and star-69.

I look forward to hearing what you think about it!

Sarah




UPDATE: THEY TOOK OFF THE ABOVE VIDEO, ITS TOO SHOCKING OR WHATEVER. meantime, HERE IS...

9.03.2010

JACKIE COLLINS TV (The One Show)... STAY TUNED FOR MORE JACKIE TV UK

You can watch the whole episode of The One Show HERE (obese kids, horse flies, etc... or skip to 00.15 & 13.30 for the juicy Jackie Collins bits)

FRENCH CONNECTIONS

Dear Jackie,

Sorry to miss your BIG screening last night, Baker told me it was a huge success and that the Paparazzi went wild. I can only imagine the endless flutes of champagne, the hunks and the glitz. I was on my way over on the private jet, but you know that rock star I went to Monaco with, well he has become such a pain. He said he did not want to return to the UK, as lately his (rather famous) wife has been acting all sorts of shady. Apparently she has become obsessed with a child she once gave up for adoption and has turned to the darker sides of crazy...he was scared that if he returned with me, she might go mad and try to strangle me. Shucks, like she would be able to have her crazy ways with me. Anyway, I got stuck in southern France, stuck in the way I like to get stuck, in between silk sheets with a cocktail in had.
Are we on for our Paris Connections next week? Under the Eiffel Tower?

Congrats again love, I heard rumors about an Oscar for best screen play!

Yours,
Slightly Bored
Dawn