9.10.2011

8.18.2011

A LOUIS VUITTON HOUSE


8.16.2011

CONSTRUCTIVIST, POSTMODERNIST, GRACE JONES WITH A HAND FAN

Dear Jackie,

What does Postmodernism mean? And where did it come from? We can find the answers to these questions (and more!) at the upcoming Postmodernist Style exhibition at the V&A Museum.

And this here Grace Jones image is the poster. I love them at the V&A. Grace is wearing a maternity dress designed by Antonio Lopez and the Rhythm Baby's daddy Jean-Paul Goude. Nothing says I'm pregnant like exclamation points and a hand fan.

Want to go to the V&A with me Jackie?








8.15.2011

TOMMY HILFIGER'S SON "RICH HIL" IS A RAPPER

Dear Jackie,

Remember back in the 90's when Tommy Hilfiger supposedly made these racist remarks: 'If I had known African-Americans, Hispanics, Jews and Asians would buy my clothes, I would not have made them so nice. I wish these people would not buy my clothes, as they are made for upper-class white people.'

Apparently that was a hoax and Tommy never said that.

However Tommy Hilfiger's son, Rich Hil, did say this: “Yeah, I learned that alcohol and coke? Is kind of for faggots. You know, like, in my eyes. I’ll drink alcohol to get a lean, don’t get me wrong, but, like, something about the people who are addicted to alcohol and cocaine, they seemed like fags to me,” he said. “Not ‘fags’ as in ‘gay.’ I have nothing against gay people. Mad people in my family are gay.”

So what exactly do you mean by 'faggots' then, Richy Rich?

8.01.2011

7.04.2011

6.27.2011

JACKIE COLLINS TALKING ABOUT ________ ????

Dear Jackie,

I know that you can hear the audio in this video clip but that's because you are tuned into your past, present, and future. For the rest of us, we have to read aloud the following transcription. This is from when I interviewed you *so* long ago! ;) This bit is from when you are talking about Fontaine Khaled, my *first* favorite Jackie Collins character...
(cue: play video now and read the following)
"Fontaine is a woman who’s completely obsessed with herself and what she can get out of life. She really doesn’t have a lot of integrity; she’s out for everything. She is a consumer in every way. She wants the best car, the best fur. She doesn’t care that it’s not politically correct to wear a fur. She wants the best men; she wants sex when she wants it. To Fontaine sex is a game and she plays Tony Blake."- Jackie Collins

6.25.2011

MUGLERZINE: FASHION HOUSE HUNKS

Dear Jackie,

It's so simple for Muglar to put out a new fashion line isnt it?

Muglar's packing list for this fashion show:
Giant rope? check.
Arm string? Check.
Gold Medallions? Check.
Roman pillars? Check.
HUNKS?? CHECK. IT. OUT!



6.23.2011

MUGLER GETS SOME STUDS OUT

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6.16.2011

SPEAKING OF SCHWAB, THE BEST MARTINI ON EARTH IS AT SCHWABL'S

IN BUFFALO. BLUE CHEESE STUFFED OLIVES. BUFFALONIANS LOVE THAT BLUE CHEESE!

6.10.2011

OH NICK, MY PORTFOLIO IS TOTALLY UNBALANCED

JACKIE COLLINS HAS HAD A SCHWAB PORTFOLIO CONSULTATION


4.15.2011

THIS IS WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH UNWANTED CLOCKS

JACKIE COLLINS ON THE INDIAN RESERVATION


"If it was 100 years ago, I would be sitting by the camp fire saying, "Let me tell u a story..."
- Jackie Collins


JACKIE AND JOAN COLLINS DO THE LIMOUSINE


3.17.2011

WHAM WAKE ME UP FACE

F ∆ C E

3.16.2011

FA FA FACE

3.15.2011

3.14.2011

3.13.2011

3.10.2011

3.09.2011

I HEART JACKIE COLLINS LIMITED EDITION PRINT

Dear Jackie,

Yinka Shonibare thought my print "I Heart Jackie Collins," was a great inclusion in his first installment of Yinka's Guest Editions. I was one of five artists he chose to be part of the collection. The other four artists are Douglas Fishbone, Bob & Roberta Smith, Mary Jacoob, and Bjorn Veno. The complete collection is an edition of 25, and on sale online or at Yinka Shonibare's Guest Project space in East London. Do you want one of my prints? I will be sure to send you an artist's proof. I think you will love it. It's rather lusciously printed on glossy metallic paper as if it came straight out of a heavenly magazine. I do hope you hang it in your gorgeous home.


Mwah!
Sarah

3.04.2011

CHRISTIAN MARCLAY'S 24 HOUR SCREENING OF 'THE CLOCK' @ BRITISH ART SHOW 7

Dear Jackie,

You know how in London we have The Big Ben? Well that's because pocket watches are totally out of fashion. But this month there is another way to find out GMT and it's at the British Art Show 7, at Christian Marclay's screening of The Clock. Marclay assembled 24 hours of footage from other films so that at any given point when you see a clock in his piece, alas it be telling accurate time. And this Saturday is a very special occasion because Londoners are able to view Christian Marclay's 24-hour piece all night long. So if you should happen to be stumbling around Southbank after seeing a film at imax or a show at Old Vic, Marclay's film is rocking around the clock, and you could just pop in there to check the time.

Down with pocket watches!

Yours,
Sarah


(EW! This person is in SERIOUS need of a MANICURE!!! She must not be a HOLLYWOOD WIFE.)