4.24.2010
4.23.2010
4.22.2010
4.21.2010
4.20.2010
I JUST LOVE OUR NEW VERSACE GLASSES, DONT YOU JACKIE?
Perfect for a Petron margarita, salty rim and lime, YUMMY!
4.19.2010
NEW VERSACE OFFICE FURNISHINGS
Dear Jackie,
Dear Jackie HQ has a seat waiting for you when you come to visit us. It looks so soft and nice, don't you think? Hope to see you soon!
S
Dear Jackie HQ has a seat waiting for you when you come to visit us. It looks so soft and nice, don't you think? Hope to see you soon!
S
4.18.2010
4.17.2010
4.16.2010
GOOD SINGING IS A FANTASY, REALITY IS KARAOKE
Dear Jackie,
Have you seen the recent news- that Milli Vanilli are actually lip-syncing? And what I mean by that is that they are not actually singing live on stage, but just moving their mouths to match the pre-recorded music. Can you believe that? They are SO HOT and sadly, it's over for them. Poor guys, they just wanted to get out from behind their desk jobs and make a good honest living for themselves. Problem is, their jobs are not completely honest.
But then, who is honest? I mean, are we meant to believe that all of the singers and pop performers that we love are actually being honest with us? It does not take much research to uncover the truth about our most beloved artists.
The good old days when singers were good singers are long gone. Whitney Houston gets so much slack for singing off key in her recent comeback concert, but at lease we know she is actually singing live. So she has a little cold, obviously, and perhaps a bad drug addiction to boot. But it seems like the paying public criticize both reality and fantasy, and I cant say that I agree with them either way. IT'S ALL A FANTASY. I will miss Milli Vanilli. And Whitney Houston and me go WAY back.
- Sarah
Have you seen the recent news- that Milli Vanilli are actually lip-syncing? And what I mean by that is that they are not actually singing live on stage, but just moving their mouths to match the pre-recorded music. Can you believe that? They are SO HOT and sadly, it's over for them. Poor guys, they just wanted to get out from behind their desk jobs and make a good honest living for themselves. Problem is, their jobs are not completely honest.
But then, who is honest? I mean, are we meant to believe that all of the singers and pop performers that we love are actually being honest with us? It does not take much research to uncover the truth about our most beloved artists.
The good old days when singers were good singers are long gone. Whitney Houston gets so much slack for singing off key in her recent comeback concert, but at lease we know she is actually singing live. So she has a little cold, obviously, and perhaps a bad drug addiction to boot. But it seems like the paying public criticize both reality and fantasy, and I cant say that I agree with them either way. IT'S ALL A FANTASY. I will miss Milli Vanilli. And Whitney Houston and me go WAY back.
- Sarah
4.14.2010
4.13.2010
JOAN COLLINS EATS THE RITZ AND SHE EATS DENIM TOO
READ JOAN COLLINS THOUGHTS ON DENIM HERE
FRANKLY, WHAT THE FUCK? DENIM IS SUPA LUSH, ESPECIALLY ACID WASH
FRANKLY, WHAT THE FUCK? DENIM IS SUPA LUSH, ESPECIALLY ACID WASH
4.12.2010
4.11.2010
4.10.2010
4.09.2010
4.08.2010
4.07.2010
4.06.2010
REAL LIFE SCANDAL NICOLETTE SHERIDAN (JACKIE COLLINS LADY BOSS)
Dear Jackie,
It seems as though the fabulous Nicolette Sheridan is embroiled in a real life scandal and is suing a man called Marc Cherry for $20 million. She was apparently booted off the show Desperate Housewives because Marc Cherry, the show's creator, hit her across the face when she asked for a character re-write. I can't believe that, can you?
I mean, first, he creates a show called Desperate Housewives which is obviously a Jackie Collins "Hollywood Wives" rip off, and then he steals the beautiful Lady Boss Lucky Santangelo actress from Lucky Chances, Nicolette Sheridan, and then he whacks her across the head in real life! Worse than that, Sheridan is actually out of a job because after she complained about being whacked in the head, Cherry killed off her character Edie, by electrocution. I mean, Tesla is turning in his grave!! After all, it was Tesla who invented Alternating Current (AC) which made that possible. In fact, if it wasn't for Tesla, we wouldn't even have television. Oh well, maybe the hansom Tesla and sexy Edie will see each other in the afterlife.
Yours truly,
Sarah
It seems as though the fabulous Nicolette Sheridan is embroiled in a real life scandal and is suing a man called Marc Cherry for $20 million. She was apparently booted off the show Desperate Housewives because Marc Cherry, the show's creator, hit her across the face when she asked for a character re-write. I can't believe that, can you?
I mean, first, he creates a show called Desperate Housewives which is obviously a Jackie Collins "Hollywood Wives" rip off, and then he steals the beautiful Lady Boss Lucky Santangelo actress from Lucky Chances, Nicolette Sheridan, and then he whacks her across the head in real life! Worse than that, Sheridan is actually out of a job because after she complained about being whacked in the head, Cherry killed off her character Edie, by electrocution. I mean, Tesla is turning in his grave!! After all, it was Tesla who invented Alternating Current (AC) which made that possible. In fact, if it wasn't for Tesla, we wouldn't even have television. Oh well, maybe the hansom Tesla and sexy Edie will see each other in the afterlife.
Yours truly,
Sarah
4.05.2010
4.04.2010
4.03.2010
EASTER BUNNYS, CHICKENS & NELLIE OLESON
Dear Jackie,
Today Dawn and I are doing our annual chocolate bunny distribution with all the furry animals on the prairie. So we got out our old fashioned stage coach, put on our "Little House on The Prairie" outfits, threw some wild flowers and furry animals in the back, and off we went! It's so great to do something for others one day a year.
What are you doing for your holiday weekend?
Sarah
Little House on the Prairie Quote:
Nellie Oleson: Hello, Laura.
Laura: Hi, Nellie.
Nellie Oleson: Willie told me all about your class project. Hows
yours coming?
Laura: I havent started it yet.
Nellie Oleson: I see. It must be very hard tracing all your
relatives. Names and everything. Have to spend all that time in the
forest or wherever it is youre from.
Laura: Its called the Big Woods and Ill manage thank you.
Nellie Oleson: You know the Oleson family goes all the way back to
royalty. We come from heads of state and titles for most of my
relatives.
Laura: Like Nero and Ivan the Terrible?
Today Dawn and I are doing our annual chocolate bunny distribution with all the furry animals on the prairie. So we got out our old fashioned stage coach, put on our "Little House on The Prairie" outfits, threw some wild flowers and furry animals in the back, and off we went! It's so great to do something for others one day a year.
What are you doing for your holiday weekend?
Sarah
Little House on the Prairie Quote:
Nellie Oleson: Hello, Laura.
Laura: Hi, Nellie.
Nellie Oleson: Willie told me all about your class project. Hows
yours coming?
Laura: I havent started it yet.
Nellie Oleson: I see. It must be very hard tracing all your
relatives. Names and everything. Have to spend all that time in the
forest or wherever it is youre from.
Laura: Its called the Big Woods and Ill manage thank you.
Nellie Oleson: You know the Oleson family goes all the way back to
royalty. We come from heads of state and titles for most of my
relatives.
Laura: Like Nero and Ivan the Terrible?
JACKIE COLLINS FACEBOOK UPDATES
A NOTE FROM JACKIE:
Hey everyone,
This is Ericka Church who won three personally autographed copies of my books for the best review of “Poor Little Bitch Girl.” Clever girl! Love your review Ericka, and you’re looking good!
Congratulations!
Jackie
Poor Little Bitch Girl By Jackie Collins – A Review by Ericka Church
The fabulous Jackie Collins does it again! Poor Little Bitch Girl is a book full of excitement, mystery, sizzling sex, hot rich men, beautiful powerful women and a brutal murder. After reading the first sentence, you will not be able to put Poor Little Bitch Girl down. The handsome Bobby Santangelo, son of the beautiful powerful Lucky Santangelo, owns the hottest club in New York. Every woman wants Bobby and who can blame them? Denver Jones is a breath-taking sharp LA attorney. Carolyn Henderson is an assistant and lover to a married Washington senator. The sensuous Annabelle Maestro, daughter of two movie stars, is the madam that famous and only the wealthy go to for the loveliest ladies to spend hot steamy quality time with. She always felt like the imperfect daughter. If Daddy Dearest only knew about her successful business. After Annabelle’s mother, a gorgeous movie star was found shot to death in the bedroom of her Beverly Hills mansion,five friends were brought together by this tragedy. Secrets from the past always have a way to come back and haunt. Poor Little Bitch Girl is a sexy exciting page turner novel. Add some sizzle to your life and get a copy today!
4.02.2010
JOHN FORSYTHE WAS BLAKE CARRINGTON
Dear Jackie,
I guess I thought that maybe one day I would have a chance to marry Blake Carrington.
Sarah
I guess I thought that maybe one day I would have a chance to marry Blake Carrington.
Sarah
Labels:
Blake,
celebrities,
Dear Jackie,
Dynasty,
Hunk,
Jackie's Sister Joan Collins,
Sarah Baker,
White
4.01.2010
WORDS OF WISDOM
Every women should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.
from Classy, the first book of Derek Blasberg.
HOMEMADE RUM & ALMOND PITHIVIERS, PRONOUNCED PITY-VYAY
Dear Jackie,
The recipe is far too complex to repeat here, however I do suggest having your cook find the recipe and make this wonderful and delightful pastry. It is of the utmost importance that your cook would only make the traditional French pastry from scratch, even though it is almost 24 hours of labor. After all, what are you paying the help for? And that is why it is called Pitiviers, pronounced pity-vYAY.
And please do NOT let any of your guests pronounce Pithivier any way other than the correct Pity- vYAY. We accept no lazy slurs or substitutions!
Bon Amor,
Sarah
The recipe is far too complex to repeat here, however I do suggest having your cook find the recipe and make this wonderful and delightful pastry. It is of the utmost importance that your cook would only make the traditional French pastry from scratch, even though it is almost 24 hours of labor. After all, what are you paying the help for? And that is why it is called Pitiviers, pronounced pity-vYAY.
And please do NOT let any of your guests pronounce Pithivier any way other than the correct Pity- vYAY. We accept no lazy slurs or substitutions!
Bon Amor,
Sarah
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