COLLISIONS OCCURRED AT CHAMONIX, SOMEBODY SAID CERN HEDRON COLLIDER

Dear Jackie,

Dawn and I are definitely looking super hot here in our couture Chamonix ski outfits. Left, right, left, right down the moguls. I know you will be flattered, we were totally thinking of you. I said to Dawan, "Don't you think that Jackie would love our triangular block patterns in our ski gear? I mean, its like abstract art, and that's so totally fresh!"

THEN SUDDENLY... BOOM!

Apparently at that very moment, nearby at CERN, protons that were whipped to more than 99 percent of the speed of light and to record-high energy levels of 3.5 trillion electron volts each raced around a 17-mile underground magnetic track outside Geneva smashing the subatomic particles together. Collisions occurred inside an apartment-building-sized detector designed to capture every evanescent flash and fragment from microscopic fireballs thought to hold insights into the beginning of the universe! Can you believe that! It nearly knocked my socks off! I guess these crazy scientists are actually trying to smash two atoms together because then they can find a way to communicate with aliens.

Ciao!
Sarah

WINTER OLYMPIC SKI RESULTS: SILVER, SILVER, & WHITE

BUMPED INTO ANGELINA JOLIE ON THE SLOPES IN VAIL

NYC POKERFACE

Dear Jackie,

I am in NYC. Flew in from the Bahamas this morning and am now doing my usual business (sleeping with powerful men and laying down powerful deals for my International firm that i am the Executive Director for.)
I love being driven around in the Town-Car - down 5th Avenue - and hitting all the boutiques in between exhausting negotiations and exclamations.
I got myself some really wonderful new outfits for our up-coming trip to Vegas to visit Baker. Do you think anyone can tell my Poker Face wearing this fabulous veil?

I need to pop out for a business lunch now, the champagne is waiting on the bedside table,
but speak later

ta ta

Dx

ANOTHER MONDAY MORNING BUSINESS MEETING

SUNDAY SNOW BUNNY

A DYNASTY MOMENT; POSE FOR PHOTO BEFORE EVACUATING BURNING HOUSE

THREE BLONDE BOBS. SEE HOW THEY ROCK.

Dear Jackie,


One Rocker, one Rock, one Off-Her-Rocker, and all of the above. But I noticed that they have something in common- HAIR!! To me Stevie Nicks is like an Alien from Planet Rocker, floating like a goddess with wind blowning in her goldie locks. I mean, only Stevie can wear outfits like Stevie. She is like a floating feather fairy.


Who is your favorite, Jackie?
Sarah

JACKIE COLLINS' VENDETTA: LUCKY'S REVENGE TO BE FILM ADAPTATION

Luck Santangelo to grace the silver screen again in JC's new film adaptation "Vendetta: Lucky's Revenge"
GET YOUR SIGNED COPY OF JACKIE COLLINS NOVEL "VENDETTA: LUCKY'S REVENGE" ON EBAY

(Sensitive) HUNK

JACKIE COLLINS "WROTE THE BOOK ON COKE WHORE"

Dear Jackie,
I just loved you on RuPaul's Drag Race last night! The whole thing was DISCO FABULOUS!
I really loved it when you said to Jessica Wild "If you don't know what a Golden Shower is, that is very naive." Its so obvious that a Golden Shower is another term for when the pioneers rushed to California in 1849 in order to prospect for placer gold. This process was traditionally done with a gold pan or similar instrument to wash free gold particles from loose surface sediment. Did you know that the use of gold pans is centuries old, but is still common among prospectors and miners with little financial backing?
Happy Gold Diggin's,
Sarah

Watch

JESSICA WILD! GOLDEN SHOWER! HOT! CALIENTE BABY!

Watch

TILLMAN KAISER PAINTINGS MATCH MY WINTER SKI CHALET GEAR

JACKIE COLLINS CIRCA 1950

TRANSITIONING FROM WINTER TO SPRING

Dear Jackie,

I'm getting ready to show off my springtime looks! Watch this space because I have some really great outfits that I want to show you.

Here I just love the stirrup pants with the freshy fresh pumps, dont you?
What do you think, should I do flats or heels?

Cool in the gang!
Sarah

(Strait) HUNK

THIS KIND STREET CORNER GENTLEMAN ASKED ME FOR A CIGARETTE

TV FUZZ FOLIAGE CARDIGAN, PERFECT DAYWEAR FOR SKI HOLIDAY

HOT FUDGE SUNDAY

Nicolette Sheridan as Lucky Santangelo in Jackie Collins' Lucky Chances

GENTLEMAN KARL LAGERFELD CALLED US HOOKERS

Dear Jackie,

It seems as though the Gentleman Lagerfeld assumed that Dawn and I were high-class escorts. I didnt really know what he meant when he asked something about us being "a member of the oldest profession" but Dawn later informed me that he thought we were prostitutes, courtesans, ladies of the evening, fille de joie, harlots, hos, boo-ha has!

Well! I never.

Sarah

(Prince) HUNK

(Yanni)HUNK

GENTLEMAN LAGERFELD RECITES PASSAGE FROM HIS MEMOIRS

Dear Jackie,

Last night after a refreshing day of sloshing through the snow, we bumped into this fine gentleman while taking a stroll through the Grand Lobby of the President Wilson Hotel. Karl Lagerfeld something or another he calls himself.

Curious fellow offered some french cuisine called manage a trois but I was not hungry so retired to my quarters.
Sweet dreams,
Sarah

WE LOVE BROWN LEATHER IN OUR SWISS CHALET

(Saxy) HUNK

STARING AT THE (BLACK/RED/DEAD) SEA

Dear Jackie,

Sorry for being off the radar lately, I have been busy doing Big Business Deals in the Middle East for the company that I am the Executive Director for. As you know, the postal service down there is rather slow, so there you go.

The other night I was finding myself staring out on the Red Sea or Dead Sea contemplating about life and death. So far away from all my beloved ones the Arabic Night seemed so long and lonely. Luckily, the nights down there are also HOT, and soon after a Sheik came by on his Camel and whisked me off to a ten course meal and a night in his silk tent.
Oh well,
Such is life....

See you in Aspen next week with Sarah?

Ta
D

I'M OUT ON THE SLOPES: TAHOE, CHAMONIX, ASPEN GALORE!

Dear Jackie,

What do you think of my skiing look?

Of course the um, necklaces do get a little tangled in my hair while I slalom the moguls but I'm worth it.

Ciao!
Sarah

WEAK, LIMP, LIFELESS... A NEW HAIRCUT BECAUSE I'M WORTH IT

Dear Jackie, My hair needs help! I tried Loreal (Because I'm Worth It) but actually I just need a haircut!!! I mean long hair is like, SO totally 1970's, and now we are in a brand new era where the modern woman does not need to have long hair! LONG HAIR GETS TANGLED!! And I don't have time for that. I want something fresh, hip and glamorous. Something a little sweet with a touch of bossy. I want people to look at me and say, "Wow. Now there is a woman who knows what she wants..." I found some options in the latest fashion magazines... Won't you help me decide which one I should go for?
Thanks babe! Sarah B

OPTION 1:

OPTION 2:

OPTION 3:

OPTION 4:

OPTION 5:

BACK TO WORK AFTER A FABULOUS WEEKEND

CIGARETTE? CHECK.
BLUE EYESHADOW? CHECK.
TOP HAT? CHECK.

(Royal) HUNK

LADIES WHO LUNCH

"IF YOU CAN'T TRUST ME, WHO CAN YOU TRUST?"

DONALD TRUMP & TALKING ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT

"IF YOU CAN'T TRUST ME, WHO CAN YOU TRUST?"

NICOLETTE SHERIDAN'S SUNDAY BEST

NICOLETTE SHERIDAN, LADY BOSS SANTANGELO

HUNK (my breath away)

DAILY DAZE LADY BOSS, A MARTINI WITH 2 OLIVEZ

QUEEN OF THE NIGHT

1/2 shot maraschino liqueur
1 shot Dubonnet
2 shots dry gin
Chilled cocktail glass
Orange peel, for garnish

Shaken in a cocktail shaker
follow orders of Ms Baker,
Opera is fresh and sweet
perfect for a Friday Treat!

LADY BOSS BIDS STARTING AT 4.99 GBP SIGNED

Detailed item info

Synopsis
Lucky wants to become a part of Hollywood by buying a movie studio from the powerful Abe Panther, but when he insists she prove her worth, she goes undercover as a secretary to to discover just how the business works. She soon discovers that power struggles, sexual liaisons, and backstabbing are at the core of the industry she hopes to dominate, none of which discourages Lucky from embracing the glamorous, morally questionable world that is Hollywood.

Size
Weight: 18.4 oz.

Publisher's Note
Strong-willed Lucky Santangelo takes on Hollywood's superstars, superagents, and superproducers and beats them all at their own game.

STATUESQUE SISTERS DO OSCARS

Dear Jackie,

Lovely running into you and your sister at the Oscars the other night. Once again i just want to congratulate you both on your Oscars for best film and script: 'The Stud' and Joan for her Best Actress in 'The Bitch'.
Well deserved both of you.

I am off to smooch with Keanu's statue now,

See you in Cannes
x

DAILY DAZE LADY BOSS, ALL IN A DAYZ WORK

NEWFANGLED TECHNOLOGIES

Hello?

It's Santangelo, Lucky Santangelo. Thats S for Samhill, A for Arch rival, N for Norway, T for Testarossa, A for Anteater, N for NASA, G for Grody to the max, E for Eggs (over easy please), L for Lover, and O for Over easy please.

Im in room 2792 can you bring up some eggs, over easy please.

(RIP) HUNK

WORDS OF WISDOM

“We want to find out different things about celebrities, what makes them tick, how did they meet their husband, what is it like at home.”
Jackie Collins

NICOLETTE SHERIDAN IS LUCKY SANTANGELO

MRS SANTANGELO, LUCKY'S MOMMY, SANDRA BULLOCK

HUNK(alicious)

HAIR LOOKS SOFT BUT IS HARD

Hi,
My name is Lucky Santangelo.
Im just going for a short stroll in the garden
in my bonnet.


Oh, how lovely...

WORKING GIRL TV SHOW INTRO STARRING SANDRA BULLOCK

LUCKY ROLL'N 5 DEEP

(ALWAYS) HUNK

LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY

"Lucky Santangelo Richmond Stanislopoulos Golden was the thrice married daughter of the notorious Gino Santangelo. In her early thirties, she was darkly, exotically beautiful, with a tangle of wild jet curls, dangerous, black eyes, smooth, olive skin, a full sensual mouth, and a slim body. She was a fiercely independent, strong-willed woman who never compromised and always took chances."

LADY BOSS WEEK- INTERVIEW WITH JACKIE COLLINS

Dear Jackie,

Remember when I interviewed you at the Indian casino? Well you can now read the interview online HERE! Isnt that SO exciting?!

Im sure you remember me- I was the lady who came storming into your office with a few magazines under my arm insisting on interviewing you. It was impossible to set up with your assistants and publicists and publishers and PAs and PRs so I though I would just go straight to the source, since that's what Lucky Santangelo would do.

In honor of this historical moment in time, Dawn and I decided that the whole week on Dear Jackie, will be inspired by Lady Boss.

I hope that you love the interview as much as I do!
Sarah