Dear Jackie,
I was in Dalston Village last night at a pub quiz.
Now, I know you have not lived in London for a long time so perhaps you are not familiar with pub quizzes. Its simple. Basically you go to a dingy old pub with a group of friends and drink (gasp!) pints of lager and a big bloke shouts questions into a stinky mic. Its a competition, you see?
Anyway your mug was on the picture page! I was so excited to see your face because that was the only question I got right.
1 for the team!
Yours truly,
Miss B