10.03.2010

JACKIE COLLINS' SECRETS

Dear Jackie,

Why didn't you tell me you had a thing with Burt Reynolds? I mean, we all knew about the Marlon Brando thing. Its ok that you were only 16. Anyway so you met Burt Reynolds on HOLLYWOOD SQUARES and then it was animal magic X-rated faux leopard heaven? Uh! Dawn would be SO jealousing. Did you drive into the sunset in a mustang? I bet it was a bit like a 10 hour long 1989 Fendi Parfum ad, statuesque, Roman, and furry.

The passion lives.
Me