3.07.2010

WORDS OF WISDOM


“I go to all the parties, I go to the same restaurants, I've seen them over the years and they know me and I'm not intimidated by anybody. And I will ask them any question I feel like asking them.”
Jackie Collins

HUNK (of the House)

MY SUNDAY BEST

3.06.2010

(more) HUNK (Hassellhoff)

HUNK (Hassellhoff)

3.05.2010

JACKIE JACKET JOAN JEANS

JACKIE COLLINS LOVES DENIM ON DENIM


Dear Jackie,

I noticed that you also have a thing for denim wear. Isn't it just so fantastic how versatile denim can be? I mean, you can allude to fantasies about Cowboys and Indians, kind of like in this photograph of you and Joan. She would be the fair maiden representing indigenous cultures around the world, pure white and untouched while you represent western civilization rescuing said child from whimsical notions of naturally living off the land. The cowboy represents a pillar of globalization enabling better individual access to cultural diversity through the export of things like Hollywood and, to a lesser extent, Bollywood movies.

However some consider such "imported" culture a danger, since it may supplant the local culture, causing reduction in diversity or even assimilation. On the other hand it could promote peace and understanding between peoples. Or perhaps it creates monoculture in which no distinctions exist and everyone just shift between various lifestyles in terms of music, clothing and other aspects once more firmly attached to a single culture. Thus not mere cultural assimilation as mentioned above but the obliteration of culture as we know it today.

Hmmm... A lot to think about Jackie!

Yours,
Sarah

FRIDAY TREAT

FRIDAY TREAT

MMMMM... This afternoon treat yourself with a refreshing
MOSCOW MULE
(to match your lime green canvas sneakers)

4 ice cubes
2 shots vodka
juice of 2 limes
ginger beer
lime slice to decorate

Squeeze your limes
Crush your ice
Put lime juice, ice, and vodka in cocktail shaker
Shake it baby
Pour into glass, top off with ginger beer and decorate

Wowza!

WORDS OF WISDOM


“I know I give people a lot of pleasure, ... I take them out of their lives. They have fun.”
Jackie Collins

(Play) HUNK

3.04.2010

DENIM EVERYONE

I totally could not agree more, Dawn. Denim is just so fashionable right now.

DENIM ON DENIM

Jackie dearest,

As you are well aware of after following all the fashion shows in New York, London and Milan, Denim is the hot new thing. Especially combining your main item of Denim clothing with another statement Denim piece. Take a look at my newest outfit; I am now all set to take Paris Fashion Week with storm (I need to get a matching Denim cap as well!)
What is your favorite denim item?

Baby Jean,
Dawn




(Super) HUNK

NEXT SEASONS COLORS

Dear Jackie,

Dawn and I were going for a little afternoon stroll in our very trendy lime and teal with, of course, a lot of gold buttons. We totally decided that lime green and teal will be next seasons staple colors. All colors have meaning and in our current global climate, we are thinking about everyone, not just ourselves.



You see, Teal refers to the Oceanic Blue Marble Composite Images generated by NASA, and representing the arrival of substantive environmental laws requiring specific protocols of Oceanic investigation on Earth while lime green refers to the wild life in the rain-forests and the envious public in need of action in addressing environmental problems.

Fashion forward thinking is to incorporate the synchronicity of humanity meanwhile effectively including the ability to relate spatial and temporal environmental relationships as well as quantitative analysis in environmental sciences. I am sure you would see our point!

Keeping it green!
Sarah

3.03.2010

(Bad Boy Baltimore) HUNK

JUST LOVING THIS SHADE OF LIME



WORDS OF WISDOM


“During the course of that year, I'll probably have another book come out, ... I'll go on the road to promote it and do publicity. People think the life of a writer like me is easy. 'She writes those scandalous books and then she just lounges around.'”
Jackie Collins

EYELASH CURLERS USED ON HAIR

3.02.2010

(King of) HUNK (York)

ARMANI DAY

ARMANI DAY

3.01.2010

WORDS OF WISDOM


“People are intrigued by fame, power and wealth and I think Hollywood is the only place where you get all three together.”
Jackie Collins

TECHNOLOGY

Dear Jackie,

The other day I was expecting a very important business call from a client in Dubai; as you are well aware of I am the Executive Director for a huge International Firm. My Firm does a lot of deals with clients abroad so it is important for me and my six assistants (all hunks) to be connected and available at all times. This is why I am so grateful for the newest developments within Communications Technology. With just a push of a button, my calls can be transferred to a voicemail which lets the caller know that I am very busy and not able to catch the phone.
Little do they know that I am drinking Champagne in bed with a 24 year old Brazilian model. (I will call them back as soon as the sun rises over the Connaught)




Leave a message after the tone Jackie,
yours

Dawn

HUNK (Hogan)

SUPER BABES

2.28.2010

MY SUNDAY BEST

2.27.2010

(Psyco) HUNK

WORDS OF WISDOM


“I'm involved in every single aspect of my books,”
Jackie Collins

2.26.2010

FRIDAY TREAT

FRIDAY TREAT

BEST EVER BROWNIES

Take a break this afternoon and make these delicious brownies that have been county fair winners since 1969. Follow the directions exactly and everyone will be jealousing over your brownies. They should be gooey on the inside with a flaky crisp surface. DO NOT use less sugar!

1/2 cup butter
3.5 oz. bittersweet cooking chocolate
2 eggs
1 cup sugar
1 tsp. vanilla
3/4 cup sifted flour
1/2 tsp. baking powder
1/4 teaspoon salt
3/4 cup chopped walnuts (optional but favorable)

Melt chocolate and butter over low heat and set aside to let cool. Beat the eggs rigorously. Blend in sugar, vanilla, and chocolate mixture (cool but still liquidy). Sift flour, baking powder, and salt. Stir into chocolate mixture. Add nuts. Spread in greased baking dish 11 x 7 x 1.5 inches. Bake in 350 F (180 C) oven for 25 min. Cool in pan before cutting.
Enjoy!

PABLO PICASSO AS PALOMA

WORKING GIRL, SEE THROUGH

WORKING GIRL




“Dress sharply and they notice the dress. Dress impeccably and they notice the woman – Coco Chanel,”

2.25.2010

HOW TO WEAR ANIMAL PRINT

MISSING! 24 CARAT GOLD LASH CURLERS!

Dear Jackie,

Last weekend Dawn and I were partying in our Palms Deluxe Karaoke Party Suite in Las Vegas. I was singing my best rendition of Puccini's Un Bel Di Vedremo (everyone was in tears) and Dawn was rapping old school N.W.A and we decided that we should organize a Jackieoke in 2010! Wouldnt that be fabulous!


Anyway it was sad end to the day because one of our party guests stole my bathroom pouch which had my 24 carat gold eyelash curlers inside. The thieves are obviously part of the Bling Ring Gang. Las Vegas CSI forensics team are working hard on finding the culprits. I want my stuff back!
Au Revoir,
Sarah

(Investigate me) HUNK