Dear Jackie,

4.28.2010

STORY OF MY LIFE

Dear Jackie,

I am so over Makos! The moment i went back to the office he became obsessive and needy. He even threatened to tell his wife about us (She already knows- there have been several pictures in the press of us sneaking out of restaurants and hotels in Iceland for weeks now!)
Anyhow, i am bored of Shipping tycoons in general and am getting more into arts and crafts etc.
I met this fabulous author the other day (Not as fab as you of-course). He seemed very intrigued with my stories and now wants to write a novel based on my life. He says it has such depth and is genuinely meaningful. I have asked around and apparently he is well known for writing novels about grounded, serious people who deals with problems that they come across in a mature and correct manner. Perhaps i will let him in on some of my tales. What do you think- would you allow for another author to write about me, i know i have promised you the first rights.

Intellectual regards from me,

Dawn

BRET EASTON ELLIS LOVES JACKIE

" I absolutely love that Jackie Collins "
Miranda the Vampire, p.179, Chapter: The Secrets of Summer, The Informers (1994).

4.26.2010

THIS IS WHAT I HAD FOR DINNER LAST NIGHT

(Nothing like a Musical) HUNK

CHAMPAGNE COCKTAILS WITH SARAH AND FONTAINE FROM THE STUD

It would be rather amusing to have Tony here for a few days. Show the sexy animal off. Tony would love New York. I could buy him some clothes, show him the city...
I dressed carefully. Lunch at 21 with Sarah, wife of the man I'd had the two-hour affair with. I knew she wanted to tell me about her latest lover. The gossip around town is that he was a Chinese waiter. Well Sarah has always been kinky, so I wasn't surprised.
Sarah would adore Tony. She's a very well educated society matron in her 30's, thin and beautiful; we used to model together. Sarah looked divine. She wore yellow, this season's Dior; I was a little more avant garde in Yves Saint Laurent.
We started with champagne cocktails and ordered melon and steak. Life is a permanent diet. "Tell me all," I demanded. She smiled dreamily. "Fontaine, my darling, if you haven't tried the mysteries of the East you haven't lived..."

-Jackie Collins, The Stud (1969)

4.25.2010

THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR MY MIA, WELL PERHAPS ONE...

Dear Jackie,

So, i realized things were bad bad when my answerphone was full of worried messages. People from around the globe feared for my well being and my life even (you know I get into tricky situations often, and even more so, have many one powerful enemy) But what can i say. I am feeling marvelous. What was an accidental run in at a hip new restaurant in New York over Easter, became a 3 week whirlwind adventure. Yes, i know you might slightly disagree with my news, but Constantin Makos is back!

4.20.2010

4.19.2010

NEW VERSACE OFFICE FURNISHINGS

Dear Jackie,

Dear Jackie HQ has a seat waiting for you when you come to visit us. It looks so soft and nice, don't you think? Hope to see you soon!
S

BACK TO WORK AFTER A FABULOUS WEEKEND

4.16.2010

GOOD SINGING IS A FANTASY, REALITY IS KARAOKE

Dear Jackie,

Have you seen the recent news- that Milli Vanilli are actually lip-syncing? And what I mean by that is that they are not actually singing live on stage, but just moving their mouths to match the pre-recorded music. Can you believe that? They are SO HOT and sadly, it's over for them. Poor guys, they just wanted to get out from behind their desk jobs and make a good honest living for themselves. Problem is, their jobs are not completely honest.

But then, who is honest? I mean, are we meant to believe that all of the singers and pop performers that we love are actually being honest with us? It does not take much research to uncover the truth about our most beloved artists.

The good old days when singers were good singers are long gone. Whitney Houston gets so much slack for singing off key in her recent comeback concert, but at lease we know she is actually singing live. So she has a little cold, obviously, and perhaps a bad drug addiction to boot. But it seems like the paying public criticize both reality and fantasy, and I cant say that I agree with them either way. IT'S ALL A FANTASY. I will miss Milli Vanilli. And Whitney Houston and me go WAY back.
- Sarah