REAL LIFE SCANDAL NICOLETTE SHERIDAN (JACKIE COLLINS LADY BOSS)

Dear Jackie,

It seems as though the fabulous Nicolette Sheridan is embroiled in a real life scandal and is suing a man called Marc Cherry for $20 million. She was apparently booted off the show Desperate Housewives because Marc Cherry, the show's creator, hit her across the face when she asked for a character re-write. I can't believe that, can you?

I mean, first, he creates a show called Desperate Housewives which is obviously a Jackie Collins "Hollywood Wives" rip off, and then he steals the beautiful Lady Boss Lucky Santangelo actress from Lucky Chances, Nicolette Sheridan, and then he whacks her across the head in real life! Worse than that, Sheridan is actually out of a job because after she complained about being whacked in the head, Cherry killed off her character Edie, by electrocution. I mean, Tesla is turning in his grave!! After all, it was Tesla who invented Alternating Current (AC) which made that possible. In fact, if it wasn't for Tesla, we wouldn't even have television. Oh well, maybe the hansom Tesla and sexy Edie will see each other in the afterlife.

Yours truly,
Sarah