Dear Jackie,
I think I found Lucky Santangelo! She is a 70 year old woman living in London. ITV call her "Supergran." On Monday she was caught on video kicking ass as she fended off a gang of Moped Robbers with her own little handbag. The lady prevented robbers from stealing luxury watches from this Rolex shop and now four guys are in police custody thanks to her. Buying watches is dangerous business these days!
The lady said, "I know I put myself in danger. But I probably would do the same again." It's obviously Lucky Santangelo, don't you think?
I will keep my eyes peeled for future Santangelo sightings.
What a legend!
xS
Showing posts with label Crime. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Crime. Show all posts
2.09.2011
1.02.2011
SUNDAY BEST: BROOKE SHIELDS (AS CARRIE FROM JACKIE COLLINS' CHANCES)
"Carrie lay on the bed and gazed at the ceiling. She was back in business. It was a day to remember. December 7, the same day the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor. The next day America declared war on Japan. America declared war. And she was a whore again."— Jackie Collins (Chances)
12.08.2010
8.24.2010
Gold and pearl (drops) in the Country
Dear Jackie,
Just spent a fabulous weekend in the country with Baker. We played Polo and Polo players and synchronized our swimming and braiding each others hair. I also got myself a new fabulous pearl necklace, an unexpected , yet warmly welcome surprise (Thank you Josh the pool boy).
As the night fell over the estate we would spend hours solving murder mysteries and sipping vintage wines. Just such a good way to spend a weekend - away from shopping and doing usual business. Now back in town and back at work; I am incredible busy shooting my next Versace campaign. You know, sometimes trading bonds only becomes a little boring.
Will I see you next weekend in Monaco? I am off with my new lover, the rock star I told you about, for a little treat. He will surly bore me quickly so what about a midday cocktail at my condo?
Goldie locks and golden tan,
Yours, Dawn
Just spent a fabulous weekend in the country with Baker. We played Polo and Polo players and synchronized our swimming and braiding each others hair. I also got myself a new fabulous pearl necklace, an unexpected , yet warmly welcome surprise (Thank you Josh the pool boy).
As the night fell over the estate we would spend hours solving murder mysteries and sipping vintage wines. Just such a good way to spend a weekend - away from shopping and doing usual business. Now back in town and back at work; I am incredible busy shooting my next Versace campaign. You know, sometimes trading bonds only becomes a little boring.
Will I see you next weekend in Monaco? I am off with my new lover, the rock star I told you about, for a little treat. He will surly bore me quickly so what about a midday cocktail at my condo?
Goldie locks and golden tan,
Yours, Dawn
8.12.2010
6.10.2010
JACKIE COLLINS FAVORITE PAINTER, BERYL COOK, EXHIBITS AT TATE BRITAIN
Dear Jackie,
You won't believe this but Beryl Cook is finally in an exhibition at the Tate Britain! Remember back in 2008 when I interviewed you and asked you about the fact that Beryl Cook was excluded from the Tate, though her work is very popular with the British public. Do you think its just a coincidence that she is finally included in the high art establishment now that she is dead?
It could also be due to the fact that the Tate curators have put together a noteworthy exhibition, "Rude Britannia: British Comic Art" and finally Beryl Cook's paintings work within the exhibitions brightly colored walls. I can tell you that there are some people in the Tate that are moving in a highly progressive curatorial direction and giving recognition to artists and movements who have in the past been considered too low brow. I mean, what is taste anyway? And why bother with it?
Jackie, you have obviously recognized Beryl Cook's talents for years before she was critically cool and kudos to you that your LA home is completely covered in Beryl Cook paintings. We can see your exquisite collection clearly in this picture and in this picture. Well, Jackie, it's only going to be a matter of time before the Tate Britain is contacting you to borrow some of your collection for the overdue Beryl Cook Retrospective!
Ta, S
(top) Ladies' Night (Ivor Dickie), 1981 (bottom) Anyone for a Whipping, 1972
You won't believe this but Beryl Cook is finally in an exhibition at the Tate Britain! Remember back in 2008 when I interviewed you and asked you about the fact that Beryl Cook was excluded from the Tate, though her work is very popular with the British public. Do you think its just a coincidence that she is finally included in the high art establishment now that she is dead?
It could also be due to the fact that the Tate curators have put together a noteworthy exhibition, "Rude Britannia: British Comic Art" and finally Beryl Cook's paintings work within the exhibitions brightly colored walls. I can tell you that there are some people in the Tate that are moving in a highly progressive curatorial direction and giving recognition to artists and movements who have in the past been considered too low brow. I mean, what is taste anyway? And why bother with it?
Jackie, you have obviously recognized Beryl Cook's talents for years before she was critically cool and kudos to you that your LA home is completely covered in Beryl Cook paintings. We can see your exquisite collection clearly in this picture and in this picture. Well, Jackie, it's only going to be a matter of time before the Tate Britain is contacting you to borrow some of your collection for the overdue Beryl Cook Retrospective!
Ta, S
(top) Ladies' Night (Ivor Dickie), 1981 (bottom) Anyone for a Whipping, 1972
6.02.2010
JOAN COLLINS ON DRUGS
"Once you get glamour it’s like a drug. Once you get glamorous you never want to stop."
4.29.2010
4.28.2010
BRET EASTON ELLIS LOVES JACKIE
" I absolutely love that Jackie Collins "
Miranda the Vampire, p.179, Chapter: The Secrets of Summer, The Informers (1994).
3.12.2010
3.03.2010
2.27.2010
2.25.2010
MISSING! 24 CARAT GOLD LASH CURLERS!
Dear Jackie,
Last weekend Dawn and I were partying in our Palms Deluxe Karaoke Party Suite in Las Vegas. I was singing my best rendition of Puccini's Un Bel Di Vedremo (everyone was in tears) and Dawn was rapping old school N.W.A and we decided that we should organize a Jackieoke in 2010! Wouldnt that be fabulous!
Anyway it was sad end to the day because one of our party guests stole my bathroom pouch which had my 24 carat gold eyelash curlers inside. The thieves are obviously part of the Bling Ring Gang. Las Vegas CSI forensics team are working hard on finding the culprits. I want my stuff back!
Au Revoir,
Sarah
Last weekend Dawn and I were partying in our Palms Deluxe Karaoke Party Suite in Las Vegas. I was singing my best rendition of Puccini's Un Bel Di Vedremo (everyone was in tears) and Dawn was rapping old school N.W.A and we decided that we should organize a Jackieoke in 2010! Wouldnt that be fabulous!
Anyway it was sad end to the day because one of our party guests stole my bathroom pouch which had my 24 carat gold eyelash curlers inside. The thieves are obviously part of the Bling Ring Gang. Las Vegas CSI forensics team are working hard on finding the culprits. I want my stuff back!
Au Revoir,
Sarah
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