JACKIE COLLINS TALKING ABOUT ________ ????

Dear Jackie,

I know that you can hear the audio in this video clip but that's because you are tuned into your past, present, and future. For the rest of us, we have to read aloud the following transcription. This is from when I interviewed you *so* long ago! ;) This bit is from when you are talking about Fontaine Khaled, my *first* favorite Jackie Collins character...
(cue: play video now and read the following)
"Fontaine is a woman who’s completely obsessed with herself and what she can get out of life. She really doesn’t have a lot of integrity; she’s out for everything. She is a consumer in every way. She wants the best car, the best fur. She doesn’t care that it’s not politically correct to wear a fur. She wants the best men; she wants sex when she wants it. To Fontaine sex is a game and she plays Tony Blake."- Jackie Collins

ITS ABOUT TIME PIECE: GIANNI VERSACE

MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL, IS JOAN COLLINS THE FAIREST OF THEM ALL?

Dear Jackie,

Remember when you made Joan Collins' career a success with her leading roles in The Stud & The Bitch? I'm sure every time she looks in the mirror, she thinks, "Thanks, Jackie"! When Joan is wearing her famous towel turban in The Bitch, it reminds me of the evil Queen in Snow White.

I made this collage of Joan's face on a watch face as a tribute to Joan's timeless beauty because it seems as though no time has passed.

"Thanks, Jackie!"

-Sarah

JACKIE COLLINS AS NELLIE OLESON (LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE)

JACKIE COLLINS (above) & NELLIE OLESON, LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE (below)

NICKI MINAJ BRINGING YOU QUALITY

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MY CHAUFFEUR

Dear Jackie,

On rout to Chinese Opera the car broke down. I cant help thinking that it's Mario's plan to keep me entertained at the roadside motel. We have been stuck in the middle of nowhere for a week. Unfortunately there is no Starbucks but there are plenty of meat buns so dont worry about me.
And Im sure I will make my way back to civilization in no time.

I miss you!
Sarah

NICKI MINAJ JUMP OFF (QUEENS)

SUNDAY BEST (LIL' KIM QUEEN B)

NOT JACKIE COLLINS BUT WHICH ONE OF U BITCHES IS MY MOTHER?

(How to distract a) HUNK (in a bad way)

NICKI MINAJ IS HARD AND ROLLIN' TWO BRAS DEEP

JOAN COLLINS ON DRUGS

"Once you get glamour it’s like a drug. Once you get glamorous you never want to stop."

CLASSY

Dear Jackie,

You looked fabulous at the book launch of 'Classy' last night darling. Obviously Derek Blasberg had you in mind when writing his book "Classy: Exceptional Advice For the Extremely Modern Lady." Everyone knows that you invented the term Classy! And that you are an Extremely Modern Lady!
I also had a chat with Barneys' creative director (and author, and TV personality) Simon Doonan at the party who said : "I told Derek to channel Jackie Collins - Just sit behind that desk, sign copies of the book, and channel Jackie Collins."
Very wise words from him....

JOAN RIVERS IS A PIECE OF WORK

Dear Jackie,

Remember when Joan Rivers appeared in your adaptation of Lady Boss where she is discussing "the environment" while having a three-martini lunch, and Donald Trump interrupts to ask "What are you two cooking up"? I just love the way her white fingernails match her pearly whites and her pearly jewelry. Its like pearl heaven! Do you think they're real?




Joan is the ultimate snarky bitch and she has been playing that game for 75 years. Someone made a tribute to her and its about time. Lets call it- A Piece of Work. When it comes to a theater nearby, Jackie, want to go see it with me?

THIS IS WHAT I HAD FOR DINNER LAST NIGHT

JACKIE COLLINS READS POOR LITTLE BITCH GIRL

BIMBO BUMMER BAMBIE BLAKE BITCH BRAT

EASTER BUNNYS, CHICKENS & NELLIE OLESON

Dear Jackie,

Today Dawn and I are doing our annual chocolate bunny distribution with all the furry animals on the prairie. So we got out our old fashioned stage coach, put on our "Little House on The Prairie" outfits, threw some wild flowers and furry animals in the back, and off we went! It's so great to do something for others one day a year.

What are you doing for your holiday weekend?
Sarah




Little House on the Prairie Quote:
Nellie Oleson: Hello, Laura.
Laura: Hi, Nellie.
Nellie Oleson: Willie told me all about your class project. Hows
yours coming?
Laura: I havent started it yet.
Nellie Oleson: I see. It must be very hard tracing all your
relatives. Names and everything. Have to spend all that time in the
forest or wherever it is youre from.
Laura: Its called the Big Woods and Ill manage thank you.
Nellie Oleson: You know the Oleson family goes all the way back to
royalty. We come from heads of state and titles for most of my
relatives.
Laura: Like Nero and Ivan the Terrible?

JACKIE COLLINS FACEBOOK UPDATES

A NOTE FROM JACKIE:
Hey everyone,
This is Ericka Church who won three personally autographed copies of my books for the best review of “Poor Little Bitch Girl.” Clever girl! Love your review Ericka, and you’re looking good!
Congratulations!
Jackie
Poor Little Bitch Girl By Jackie Collins – A Review by Ericka Church
The fabulous Jackie Collins does it again! Poor Little Bitch Girl is a book full of excitement, mystery, sizzling sex, hot rich men, beautiful powerful women and a brutal murder. After reading the first sentence, you will not be able to put Poor Little Bitch Girl down. The handsome Bobby Santangelo, son of the beautiful powerful Lucky Santangelo, owns the hottest club in New York. Every woman wants Bobby and who can blame them? Denver Jones is a breath-taking sharp LA attorney. Carolyn Henderson is an assistant and lover to a married Washington senator. The sensuous Annabelle Maestro, daughter of two movie stars, is the madam that famous and only the wealthy go to for the loveliest ladies to spend hot steamy quality time with. She always felt like the imperfect daughter. If Daddy Dearest only knew about her successful business. After Annabelle’s mother, a gorgeous movie star was found shot to death in the bedroom of her Beverly Hills mansion,five friends were brought together by this tragedy. Secrets from the past always have a way to come back and haunt. Poor Little Bitch Girl is a sexy exciting page turner novel. Add some sizzle to your life and get a copy today!

STATUESQUE SISTERS DO OSCARS

Dear Jackie,

Lovely running into you and your sister at the Oscars the other night. Once again i just want to congratulate you both on your Oscars for best film and script: 'The Stud' and Joan for her Best Actress in 'The Bitch'.
Well deserved both of you.

I am off to smooch with Keanu's statue now,

See you in Cannes
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