FRENCH CONNECTIONS

Dear Jackie,

Sorry to miss your BIG screening last night, Baker told me it was a huge success and that the Paparazzi went wild. I can only imagine the endless flutes of champagne, the hunks and the glitz. I was on my way over on the private jet, but you know that rock star I went to Monaco with, well he has become such a pain. He said he did not want to return to the UK, as lately his (rather famous) wife has been acting all sorts of shady. Apparently she has become obsessed with a child she once gave up for adoption and has turned to the darker sides of crazy...he was scared that if he returned with me, she might go mad and try to strangle me. Shucks, like she would be able to have her crazy ways with me. Anyway, I got stuck in southern France, stuck in the way I like to get stuck, in between silk sheets with a cocktail in had.
Are we on for our Paris Connections next week? Under the Eiffel Tower?

Congrats again love, I heard rumors about an Oscar for best screen play!

Yours,
Slightly Bored
Dawn

(Seduce me) HUNK

(Nothing like a Musical) HUNK

GOOD SINGING IS A FANTASY, REALITY IS KARAOKE

Dear Jackie,

Have you seen the recent news- that Milli Vanilli are actually lip-syncing? And what I mean by that is that they are not actually singing live on stage, but just moving their mouths to match the pre-recorded music. Can you believe that? They are SO HOT and sadly, it's over for them. Poor guys, they just wanted to get out from behind their desk jobs and make a good honest living for themselves. Problem is, their jobs are not completely honest.





But then, who is honest? I mean, are we meant to believe that all of the singers and pop performers that we love are actually being honest with us? It does not take much research to uncover the truth about our most beloved artists.





The good old days when singers were good singers are long gone. Whitney Houston gets so much slack for singing off key in her recent comeback concert, but at lease we know she is actually singing live. So she has a little cold, obviously, and perhaps a bad drug addiction to boot. But it seems like the paying public criticize both reality and fantasy, and I cant say that I agree with them either way. IT'S ALL A FANTASY. I will miss Milli Vanilli. And Whitney Houston and me go WAY back.
- Sarah

WHITNEY HOUSTON GOT A HAIRCUT

MISSING! 24 CARAT GOLD LASH CURLERS!

Dear Jackie,

Last weekend Dawn and I were partying in our Palms Deluxe Karaoke Party Suite in Las Vegas. I was singing my best rendition of Puccini's Un Bel Di Vedremo (everyone was in tears) and Dawn was rapping old school N.W.A and we decided that we should organize a Jackieoke in 2010! Wouldnt that be fabulous!

Anyway it was sad end to the day because one of our party guests stole my bathroom pouch which had my 24 carat gold eyelash curlers inside. The thieves are obviously part of the Bling Ring Gang. Las Vegas CSI forensics team are working hard on finding the culprits. I want my stuff back!
Au Revoir,
Sarah